A Covid

A Covid is a Cigarette Once Vaped Intentionally Dropped, in other words a cigarette that someone smoked, put out and left behind but still enough for another person to get a few hits off of

I'm out of cigarettes and need to smoke. I'm going to check the ashtray for a Covid or two.

by Homo on the Range May 10, 2024

COVID-19

A pandemic that shows no signs of ending within a specified timeframe. It has significantly impacted daily life, health systems, and economies worldwide, leaving many uncertain about the future.

Everyone once thought COVID-19 would be over by summer 2020, but it feels like the pandemic is now still going strong with no end in sight as of December 2020.

by Emotional Cruiser July 19, 2025

Covid

A new type of lung cancer

'That perfectly healthy child has Covid, He'll be dead in no time

by DickBag King January 21, 2021

Covided

When a girl is blowing you and you pull out and bust in her nose and punch her in both eyes

Did you see Martha I think she is sick. Nah she got covided last night

by Hennebadger November 12, 2020

Covid Is Not Stupid

An unofficial mantra that morally bankrupt or ethically challenged Trumpublicans and QAnonists should have taken heed of, but were too conceited and dumb to realize that those invisible deadly viruses and their variants were smarter than them.

That “Covid is not stupid” has yet to sink in among Trump’s patriots and diehard supporters is no surprise considering the relatively high rate of infection and of mortality in most red states—a positive correlation between stupidity and mortality is hard to discount.

by MathPlus January 18, 2022

Covid-19 quarantine

Fuck it. Fuck being at home all the time.

Fuck the Covid-19 quarantine. Fuck being home all the time. I want to get the fuck out of this house. Fuck online school. Fuck zoom calls. Fuck my annoying family. Fuck it fuckity fuck fuck

by Avocado2004 March 15, 2021

Covid Runner

A person who normal does not run but has taken up excess running or jogging due to the pandemic

The Covid Runners are out

by jonnymeanderer March 31, 2020