When you are at a party and a girl is all over you on the couch and you can’t get up or get her off.
Dude you have a girlfriend you can’t be all over Jessica like that.
What was I supposed to do she had me in a prison couch!
What was I supposed to do she had me in a prison couch!
by Bigshmoneydawg September 26, 2021
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I know this couch sergeant that has been out of the military for 14 yrs and round steps in his mind requesting orders.
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Get the couch pie mug.a couch is the best bed you can have, some even come with leg rests and arm rest. it is comfy and amazing .
guest: "ill just sleep on the couch"
house owner, in defense:"no just sleep on my bed and ill sleep on the couch"
guest:"ok!"
the house owner was scared he would hurt his precious couch
house owner, in defense:"no just sleep on my bed and ill sleep on the couch"
guest:"ok!"
the house owner was scared he would hurt his precious couch
by the-truth-artist567 August 28, 2018
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