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we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023
mugGet the shut the fucking door john the cops are heremug.

cop

A nickname given to policemen. "Cop" is short for "copropheliac", given due to their marked interest in the worst elements (the excrement) of our society, and the things that they tend to trade in.
Watch out, here come the cops! They're looking to confiscate our shit!
by the.real.geek.neo April 30, 2023
mugGet the copmug.

Cop Block (or copblock)

Cop Block (or copblock) ©® is a thing which blocks your vision, as like the thing which undermines a criminal's vision is a cop; and also, an individual, group or other person, place, thing, event or idea which runs interference with police, while one or more gets away.
The PD cop block (or copblock) everything I do so I have to send a cop block (or copblock) to run interference.
by Howard W. Moore, 3rd August 27, 2021
mugGet the Cop Block (or copblock)mug.

flirting with a cop

Being pulled over; interrogation by a cop; unexpected rear view flashing lights; irrational ticket violation.

•If you are driving and a cop pulls you over for nothing out of the ordinary.

•If a cop gives an irrational reason for pulling you over; such as:
- "I didn't see your seatbelt."
- "You didn't use your blinker before turning."
- "You were just about 5mph over the speed limit."
- "I noticed you turned a little too fast around that corner."
• I was on my way home before I was pulled over to flirt with a cop.
• Just flirted with a cop trying to drive to work.
• I didn't expect to be flirting with a cop for not fully stopping at a stop sign.
• Just flirted with a cop for not using my blinker! But he thankfully gave me a warning for such a minor mistake.
by LeviathinDefinerOfTheDeep July 27, 2017
mugGet the flirting with a copmug.

COP

short for 'crash out potential'
you shouldn't associate yourself with high COP individuals
by kisha3 October 8, 2025
mugGet the COPmug.

dont cop too mutch

it meens ur cop mode is way too much! tone it down a bit buddy.... you're not a copper . . . dot dot dot
bruh! dont cop too mutch!
by misterhacer November 1, 2022
mugGet the dont cop too mutchmug.

Bizzaro Cop

A bizzaro cop is a term used to identify corrupt police officers who are nothing more then criminals with badges. Everything they represent is the opposite of what a police officer, with integrity, stands for.
Make sure you do not have anything of value because if any of those bizzaro cops pull you over it will be a feeding frenzy.

It seems like more and more law enforcement personnel are choosing the bizzaro (cop) way of life.

That particular precinct has the highest percentage of bizzaro cops.
by HaleyAllen September 4, 2016
mugGet the Bizzaro Copmug.

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