Connecticut

A dirty little state. Full of retards and wanna be's. The next Rhode Island.

Trucker #1: Should we make a stop in connecticut?

Trucker #2: Let's stop in Rhode Island instead; on our way back we'll stop in connecticut.

by James 50 June 29, 2009

connor penny

a very kooo guy who can skate really fast but cannot find his true potential as a hockey player

everyone:connor penny is koo as fuckkk

justin brown:hes also fast as fuck but he doesnt really score which baffles me

by yo nigga123 November 18, 2011

Connor

When Connor came out of the pussy he went 100 miles an hour straight into the wall and thats why he looks like down syndrome.

Someone named Connor that has suffered some bad things...

by bob frank williams September 28, 2018

Connor

The overall best possible buddy. Connor has a tendency to lie, however he makes up for it by always apologizing with utmost sincerity. He is a tall, intelligent guy whose laziness surpasses all. He plays sports, but isn't a destined athlete. Connor is a generally well rounded guy with few flaws. He normally only has his two best friends at his side, but occasionally hangs with a full squad.

"Look at Connor, such a normal dude"

by JJ what? March 15, 2016

fist-face connection

When two people meet and their expectaions for each other are initially high, and for that reason they end up hating each other.

"How was your date with Heraldo?"

"Eh.. we had a face-fist connection."

by Roy K June 25, 2005

connipshit

derivative of conniption fit.

literal meaning: Having a conniption which causes you to shit yourself simultaneously

figurative meaning: A psychological condition of being extremely upset and frustrated. Usually involves calling your significant other and yelling and crying to them over the phone

Conniption: a fit of rage, hysteria, or alarm.

alternate spellings: Kanipshit canipshit

Sally had a total connipshit when she learned that the items at the store were no longer on sale.

Bob threw a connipshit when he learned he was not chosen for the job.

by Ashtabula Goosemonkey May 13, 2009

Connor

Connor is a truly kind and considerate being, he puts himself before others and you can him Queen bee and baby he'll rule, he'll ruullee, he'll ruuuulllle let him live that fantasy

"Oh Connor you're so cool" said every girl ever

by mysteryanon January 1, 2014