derivative of conniption fit.
literal meaning: Having a conniption which causes you to shit yourself simultaneously
figurative meaning: A psychological condition of being extremely upset and frustrated. Usually involves calling your significant other and yelling and crying to them over the phone
Conniption: a fit of rage, hysteria, or alarm.
alternate spellings: Kanipshit canipshit
literal meaning: Having a conniption which causes you to shit yourself simultaneously
figurative meaning: A psychological condition of being extremely upset and frustrated. Usually involves calling your significant other and yelling and crying to them over the phone
Conniption: a fit of rage, hysteria, or alarm.
alternate spellings: Kanipshit canipshit
Sally had a total connipshit when she learned that the items at the store were no longer on sale.
Bob threw a connipshit when he learned he was not chosen for the job.
Bob threw a connipshit when he learned he was not chosen for the job.
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Get the connipshit mug.1. The process by which a person spends 9 minutes actively pushing out what is believed to be a one foot long, one pound fecal product the provides the sensation of shitting only to reveal that nothing was actually produced. The experience includes a psychological equivalent of defecation such as the sensation of an object slowly leaving the anal sphincter muscle without the messy afterbirth.
2. Leaving no evidence that a prior shit had occurred.
2. Leaving no evidence that a prior shit had occurred.
“I just spent 15 minutes making an immaculate concepshit that I swear was hanging there before I clipped it off. That was an easy cleanup!”
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Connipsis is a combination of the words ellipsis and conniption. It is indicated by a series of three exclamation marks "!!!". A connipsis is typically used in internet forums, SMS messages, email, IRC, and various other forms of electronic communication. While a typical single exclamation mark indicates strong feelings or high volume, an over usage of the punctuation mark indicates extreme emotion bordering on a conniption fit.
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it is a hotheaded, hysterical, or crazy fit that involves yelling, throwing things, and strange body gyrations
it is a hotheaded, hysterical, or crazy fit that involves yelling, throwing things, and strange body gyrations
She's going to have a conipshit when she finds out.
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Get the Conipshit mug.My car breaks down, I lose my cell phone, and get run over by a car tryin to flag someone down. This has certainly been some conipshit, man.
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