connipshit 

derivative of conniption fit.

literal meaning: Having a conniption which causes you to shit yourself simultaneously

figurative meaning: A psychological condition of being extremely upset and frustrated. Usually involves calling your significant other and yelling and crying to them over the phone

Conniption: a fit of rage, hysteria, or alarm.

alternate spellings: Kanipshit canipshit

Sally had a total connipshit when she learned that the items at the store were no longer on sale.

Bob threw a connipshit when he learned he was not chosen for the job.

connipshit by Ashtabula Goosemonkey May 13, 2009

Immaculate Concepshit 

1. The process by which a person spends 9 minutes actively pushing out what is believed to be a one foot long, one pound fecal product the provides the sensation of shitting only to reveal that nothing was actually produced. The experience includes a psychological equivalent of defecation such as the sensation of an object slowly leaving the anal sphincter muscle without the messy afterbirth.

2. Leaving no evidence that a prior shit had occurred.

“I just spent 15 minutes making an immaculate concepshit that I swear was hanging there before I clipped it off. That was an easy cleanup!”

Immaculate Concepshit by AdamEntity October 4, 2013

connipsis 

Connipsis is a combination of the words ellipsis and conniption. It is indicated by a series of three exclamation marks "!!!". A connipsis is typically used in internet forums, SMS messages, email, IRC, and various other forms of electronic communication. While a typical single exclamation mark indicates strong feelings or high volume, an over usage of the punctuation mark indicates extreme emotion bordering on a conniption fit.

Typical usage of a connipsis:

OMG Becky!!! Look at her butt!!! It is sooooo big!!!

connipsis by FishGod August 26, 2008

conipshit 

a combination of the words in the phrase "conniption fit"

it is a hotheaded, hysterical, or crazy fit that involves yelling, throwing things, and strange body gyrations

She's going to have a conipshit when she finds out.

conipshit by SaucyAddax January 2, 2009

Conipshit 

Noun:
an intense coniption that is sooo bad its not just any old conniption, its a conipshit

OH MY GOD!!!! This is such a conipshit! Just shut up and sit down!

Conipshit by stephen. end of story. April 20, 2009

conipshit 

noun: a horrible situation, a complex problem, or a streak of bad luck

My car breaks down, I lose my cell phone, and get run over by a car tryin to flag someone down. This has certainly been some conipshit, man.

conipshit by weezy f baby August 11, 2005