Comeithlyingabled

With the ability to have had been comithly coming.
(past tense)

Little Benny had been comeithlyingabled when he had been freed from his captivity.

by Clovenshepard Original October 3, 2022

Commishing

"Commishing" is a mysterious act with no clear definition. Some say it refers to murder, others say it's masturbation. Ultimately, it's a mystery...

Me: Ok, I am going to go and Commish now
George R. R. Martin: What is Commishing????
Me: idk

by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real November 3, 2022

commiserate

Constantly bitching about one’s circumstances, hoping to one up the other in how miserable one can be.

Typically comes from losers with little to no personality.

Guy 1: God my life sucks so hard, I wish things would go back to the way they were…

Guy 2: Yeah well my mom got cancer and all I ever do now these days is drink until I’m in a stupor and do drugs… my life sucks.

Guy 3: You two faggots commiserate and whine every day on this forum instead of doing anything useful.

by Anon326 January 22, 2023

Compitalism

Economic theory that combines communism with capitalism flexibly with any contextual variables.
Monopolies would become Targets for nationalization, nationalized necessities, ECT..

Compitalism is the competent version of the false dichotomy between communism and capitalism.

by Dr.Crow March 19, 2023

Comithi

Run far away, faster if they have a knife. Do not let them obtain a flamethrower.

God dammit Comithi burned down a forest again!

by Funny Rock April 28, 2023

Commotion

The 8th Ocean on Earth. Created mostly by post pubescent teenage boys, but refilled by single and married men alike, to relieve the explosive pressure created in the male testes and prostate.

Generally caused by masturbation as a prevention to insanity.

Too silky and opaque to swim in.

All of these horny males have created quite a commotion.

The newest commotion is impossible to conceive by itself.

Lots of swimmers in the commotion...thats life.

Life begins at...
Wasting sperm is murder!
A useless commotion.
Rotten, unfertilized eggs have little value without the exhausting trip made by the determined sperm; beginning the commotion of life.

by JoeBagOfDonuts April 28, 2023

commiserage

To commiserate and share anger about something.

Person A: I hate how mean person C is.
Person B: Yeah. I commiserage tbh.

by wolfboyft August 13, 2023