columbine

Some fuckers who set out to kill hundreds but failed and killed only 13

Columbine is a bad thing columbine killed peopel

by Nigga with a rocketlauncher December 8, 2017

Columbus

Dead guy that used a compass to get lost

I can hear the teacher man talking about Columbus
He nothing but an old dead fuck with a compass
Ran up on a beach and threw everybody off
And then he claimed discovery and now we all applaud

by ZombieRonReagan August 23, 2021

St. Columba's

A school for posh twats who don't like trans people, and want to be 2nd place, and be a stone throw from a council estate.

Also good for transphobes, history benders, tories etc.

Based person: Hey what school do you go to?
Posh Twat: St. Columba's! Only the best!
Based person: fuck off u posh twat

by clthreeoneeight March 24, 2023

op-ed calumnist

An editorial writer engaged in calumny - peddling false and malicious statements about someone, with the intent to inflict damage.

Under a tight deadline, needing a really juicy bit of character assassination, the op-ed calumnist linked Biden to Pizzagate.

by Monkey's Dad October 1, 2020

British Columbian

An unreliable and lazy-minded person who in its most malignant variation may have a sense of entitlement or arrogance despite not being keen to work very hard. They tend to be "neck down" kind of people, as in they do not exert much brain power and if you try to engage them in an intellectual conversation they will usually lose focus or panic for being out of their element. Swearing and aggressive behavior is odd to them, or getting upset about anything (including social decay, crime, poverty etc.). They tend to be laborers and followers, looking to outsiders for guidance and direction. The Vancouver strain of British Columbian has been known to be more aloof, unfriendly, defensive, and mentally erratic than their counterpart in other parts of the Lower Mainland and beyond. They may claim to be ambitious but usually accomplish little, or acknowledge their failures.

"That guy is not very bright."
"You said it. What is he- British Columbian?"

by BCBornjamessmith777785@yahoo.c December 10, 2012

Christopher Columbus

A man who raped several 9 and 10 year old kids, murder of 8 million arawaks while enslaving them, cannibalism, feeding babies to dogs, stealing hundreds of thousands of square acres of land, (Illegally) using biological weapons and diseases to kill 97 million people, and sending over 9000 to Europe as Slaves.

Sure, let’s all celebrate the day of Christopher Columbus, the man who committed too many sins to count.

by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff December 1, 2020

columbine

a describing word for some one who looks like the kids who were responsible for columbine.
Dark mascara, black fingernails, face and body piercings, lots of necklaces, social outcasts,
angry and scary, hates everyone, takes part in "cutting", likes pentagrams, and worships satan.

"I'm not going through that line, that kid is looking at me all columbine".
"Every since Bobby started smoking crystal meth, he seems all columbine"

by kmoney 801 July 9, 2006