Shut The Fuck Up Colin

Something you can tell your friend Colin to make him stop saying the same fucking joke that he has been making since he has known you.

Colin: hey Your lookin a little short today.
Andrew: bro Shut The Fuck Up Colin, I’m not even that short.

by Bruh128596 October 16, 2021

Colbi

A girl with lots of fire! A dirty blonde who always has to be the boss. The ring leader of a pact. One of the most rude, selfish, mean people on the planet. Quite the skank and a big ol' bitch. A Colbi has extremely bad hair and terrible fashion sense. They also think they are 'all that' when in reality they are low and shallow and need to put others down to feel good. Did I mention that a Colbi is hidious?

Kourtney- 'Omg she's so stupid.'
Abby- 'Gosh Kourtney, you don't have to be a Colbi.'

by Twinkle___ January 20, 2014

Colin

A lazy ass guy who doesnt know shit. Kind of nice? 85% gay. =w=

"Oh lol. He's such a Colin.

by MyCatOreo May 28, 2016

Colin

Colin is a usually crappy dude. He smokes weed at least 6 times a day and avoids work as much as possible. Colins are normally found trying to interrupt the workflow and grind any progress to a halt. He will make any excuse to come on unnecessary adventures or avoid simple or helpful tasks.

Colin has went for his 4th "lunch break" today out in the back.

by Kaiser Bismark May 1, 2018

Colin

Colin is a player. Colin is so annoying and he likes all the girls no matter what. He is decently smart but is super ugly and all girls are disgusted by him unless he pays them to date him.

Ewwww! Colin is picking is nose!

by urbantruth14 December 12, 2018

Colin

A stupid idiot that has no friends. The only v he’s getting is viagra.

Don’t be an idiot like Colin.

by Go Kermit rope neck February 18, 2019

Colin

Cheating asshole who looks like a pedofile but somehow a handful of girls seem to be unhealthily obsessed with him. He moves on from one girl to the next, and blocks them out of his life like the typical dick. He is an animal in bed though.

Person 1- ew, is that colin? He’s so ugly.
Person 2- SHUTUP I love him
Person 3- he cheated on me last week then blocked me fuck him!

by Beckys Butt February 26, 2019