chris browned

to beat the shit out of you girlfriend...

Person 1: Hey did you hear what happened...
Person 2: No, what?!
Person 1: Karl chris browned the shit out of Christina...

by mr.funnyman September 13, 2010

Chris Nugent

-Noun
1. A being that is always hungry regardless of any situation

-Verb
1. To be hungry
2. To be the best at anything or activity

"Shit Chris you just ate a live pig!"- Jamal.
"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!! I'M HOOOONGRY"- Chris Nugent

"Yo I'm Chris Nugent at this game"-Charles

by donkeykong11 April 10, 2009

chris buckles

meaning "funniest man alive"

Also meaning friends with everyone

"Man, you crack me up, you really are the chris buckles."

by Buckles of doom October 20, 2008

Chris Brannan

A world class designer, most notable for his ability to think of solutions and ideas for any situation. And recognised easily for his unique symbol branded on all of his work.

Man 1: Hey is that a Chris Brannan design?

Man 2: It sure is! Cant you tell?

Man 1: Oh i thought it was, i could tell because it is so creative and such a wonderful idea!

by Ultimatumz January 15, 2014

joe chris

verb. When your parents make you take a home drug screening and you put warm water and yellow marker ink to make it look like piss

Mike: Hey dude what are you going to do your parents are going to make you take a drug test
Alex: ill just do the joe Chris

mike: whats the joe Chris
Alex: it's when put warm water and yellow marker in the piss bottle

by west essex July 28, 2014

chris moscato

Chris moscato king of the sloths, and fire king.

Chris Moscato walked into a pole

by Fireking1 November 28, 2013

chris weaver

A tall, beautiful male with a big ass heart and is very goofy. Known to be kind, generous, smart and heartwarming towards others. Always thinking of other people and making their day. Have his own fandoms named WeaverGang...COME JOIN THE FANDOM!

Damn Chris Weaver is funny asf! I’m glad I know this guy

by WeaverGangWhoopWhoop July 22, 2019