Mudded Cheese Pussy

Term used when a brick and/or wheel of cheese is inserted into a saggy loose vagina that has been plowed by a massive tree like cock.

"Dude, I could really go for some mudded cheese pussy!"

by Twerk Grinder McFresh November 1, 2009

Fuck cheese

(n.) The leftover buildup of orgasmic fluids around the head of the penis after a sexual encounter. Usually discovered when dried to a white crust the following morning.

That girl was so hot it took a jackhammer to get the fuck cheese off!

by Catie :) January 18, 2005

Piercing Cheese

The smell that comes from streched earlobe piercings when you pull on them.

I almost puked when I smelled the piercing cheese coming from my streched ear.

by 420nikki August 8, 2006

Brown Cheese

Brown cheese is the drying spunk residue of particularly unclean anal sex with large amounts of fecal matter. The combination of drying gizz and faeces producing a cheesy substance.

The taste of which is particularly favoured by Norwegian men

John really enjoyed the brown cheese after his and Kristian's lustful night following their curry the night before.

by Gommwah August 18, 2010

Cheech and chong

One of the greatest stoner comedians that ever lived.in the mid 1970s these two stoner buddies teamed up to do stand up comedy and are most known for their heavy use of marijuana and their lead roles in "up in smoke" which was a comedy about two new found friends a misfit hippie on the road(Tommy Chong) and a broke cholo in a hopeless band(Cheech Marin) end up together and get into all of these pot-head shenanigans and nearly getting caught by the police and eventually winning a music competition and thus being inducted into the stoner hall of fame

Cheech:(trying to get a ride on the edge of a highway while dressed like a women)
chong:"damn,who's this fine chick"(pulls over to pick up what he thinks is a Busty young lady)
chong"how you doin baby,you need a ride"
cheech:(he climbs into the shitty lowrider)
chong:"hey your not a chick"
cheech"yeah,I know but that's the only way I can get a ride man" CHEECH AND CHONG

by Joe shmoe fuck off March 25, 2010

Nacho Cheese

Cheese that's not yours

stop! that's nacho cheese it's mine!

by The great divider August 15, 2008

cock cheese

A condition experienced by un circumcised males resulting from poor hygene, in which a sebaceous paste collects under the foreskin near the base of the head; it is characterized by it's fromage like consistency and it's pungent portugese fish market aroma.

Honey, let's pick up some of that head cheese at the deli, it'll go good with the prosciutto and havarti.

by Anonymous September 7, 2003