by HeartZombie2 July 17, 2025

I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.
The command was tacky, or the condom?
The command was tacky, or the condom?
by gnostic3 January 18, 2022

Its too cold, must be due to climate change
Its too hot, must be due to climate change
There is a flood, must be due to climate change
There is a drought, must be due to climate change
There is a fire, must be due to climate change
I ejaculated prematurely, must be due to climate change
Its too hot, must be due to climate change
There is a flood, must be due to climate change
There is a drought, must be due to climate change
There is a fire, must be due to climate change
I ejaculated prematurely, must be due to climate change
by Itsjustmenow May 20, 2025

you can’t.....she belongs to the streets🗣‼️
by Tryna help a hoe 101 November 17, 2020

A hilarious rhyme about spending on something when you feel it's easy to part with what you have, then you should treat yourself with this or that.
If your money's acting funny, change a little strange, check out this store and buy all the cool merchandise we have in stock.
by Verrückte Hunde November 22, 2022

There's no end to the madness!
It doesn't matter about what they put down, whoever is looking at it will only look at what's when and where. Changing a 1 to a 0 is really kinda childish but it keeps you giggling I guess you grown up!
by Enter pen name here. October 19, 2023

When you decided to eat something knowing it will cause you to be unwell and need the loo, thus changing your systems oil.
by Rev Benn September 4, 2025
