chavette's are the female vesion of a chav. they are simple to spot,you will probably hear them before you see them.
they are normally 14 year old girls, often from council estates, hanging around outside macdonalds. they wear designer, or knock off designer clothing, track suit bottoms, mini skirts, so much jewlery its amazing they can even lift the middle finger they frequently air to passers by. hoop earrings so big you can put a parrot on it and a 'croydon facelift'; hair so tightly pulled back their eyebrows *whats left after excessive plucking* reach their hairline.
they will have a pram, possibly not their own child as it is a fashionable acsessory to have, little brothers/sisters/cousins etc will suffice until they can have their own, usually through a drunken fumble with another chav
they are normally 14 year old girls, often from council estates, hanging around outside macdonalds. they wear designer, or knock off designer clothing, track suit bottoms, mini skirts, so much jewlery its amazing they can even lift the middle finger they frequently air to passers by. hoop earrings so big you can put a parrot on it and a 'croydon facelift'; hair so tightly pulled back their eyebrows *whats left after excessive plucking* reach their hairline.
they will have a pram, possibly not their own child as it is a fashionable acsessory to have, little brothers/sisters/cousins etc will suffice until they can have their own, usually through a drunken fumble with another chav
chav girl 1: darren done got me up the duff innit? he sez he aint gunna stick by it and i'm all like, pssh, forget you man, i aint needing no man to brin' up dis kid you get me?
chav girl2: yeah yeah, fo sho innit? he aint no ting anyway innit?
( innocent passer by looks in bewilderment at the wild screeching coming from outside macdonalds)
chavettes: what you lookin' at? you got a problem wiv me is it? com on den, you fink you alla dat, innit?
chav girl2: yeah yeah, fo sho innit? he aint no ting anyway innit?
( innocent passer by looks in bewilderment at the wild screeching coming from outside macdonalds)
chavettes: what you lookin' at? you got a problem wiv me is it? com on den, you fink you alla dat, innit?
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Get the chavs mug.well what can i say i dont need to tell people what a chav is BEX and GEM are doing just fine telling people what a chav is they are the scum yes SCUM of the earth i mean whats wrong with skaters and guitar playing and what s wrong with what we wear?
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Hair scraped back or spiked up.
Socks tucked into tracksuit bottoms.
Wears lacoste, and/or fred perry, etc.
Wears rings on every finger.
Smokes and drinks WKD.
A typical female chav-
Has fake blonde hair.
Fake Tan.
Wears to much make-up.
When they bend over you will see a trashy thong.
Wears same brands as male chavs.
Tucks trousers into 'Ugg' Boots.
Sleeps around.
Smokes.
Probably has a baby or 3 by the age of 17.
Chavs don't speak like normal human beings, they say word like 'laa,' 'ked,' 'mert,' 'solid,' 'rocky,' and my personal fave 'init,'.
They hang out at mcdonals in large groups, and shout abuse at pensioners, loners, or 'emos'.
There is a 5 on 1 rule with chavs, they will only, (in chav words.) 'Start on you,' if your on your own. And most of the time they shout at you and just walk off like a bunch of pussy faces.
Hair scraped back or spiked up.
Socks tucked into tracksuit bottoms.
Wears lacoste, and/or fred perry, etc.
Wears rings on every finger.
Smokes and drinks WKD.
A typical female chav-
Has fake blonde hair.
Fake Tan.
Wears to much make-up.
When they bend over you will see a trashy thong.
Wears same brands as male chavs.
Tucks trousers into 'Ugg' Boots.
Sleeps around.
Smokes.
Probably has a baby or 3 by the age of 17.
Chavs don't speak like normal human beings, they say word like 'laa,' 'ked,' 'mert,' 'solid,' 'rocky,' and my personal fave 'init,'.
They hang out at mcdonals in large groups, and shout abuse at pensioners, loners, or 'emos'.
There is a 5 on 1 rule with chavs, they will only, (in chav words.) 'Start on you,' if your on your own. And most of the time they shout at you and just walk off like a bunch of pussy faces.
In a nutshell chavs are people that act all 'hard' and shouts abuse at you with a stolen traffic cone. They might even chuck their 'mcflurry.' at you if your 'hard' enough.
by Penda December 23, 2007
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