Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry ingredients concist of:
- 1 fairly large (preferably chunky for flavorable reasons) chunk of shit.
- Three to four and a half tablespoons of freshly squeezed seamen.
- 1 ass hole (the female anus is more conveinent for locational reasons)
- 1 unpopped cherry (if the female has already encountered vaginal intercourse, you should wait for her period or ring out a used tampon)
Now that you have the ingredients to create your own Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry, lets begin with the step by step instructions.
Step 1. Grab a blender or a margarita shaker.
Step 2. Place that blender/shaker to the guy/girl's anus, tap his/her shoulder to sygnal to him/her that he/she is ready to release a fresh chunk into the blender/shaker.
Step 3. Carefuly place a penis into the blender/shaker and begin to ejaculate aproximently 3 - 4 tablespoons of seamen.
Step 4. Conceal the blender/shaker and being to blend/shake the substances.
TIP: Weather you are using a male or female's anus, they can prepare for this Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry by not whiping the anus after unloading their ass holes in the toilet, thus creating a tasty crusty base for the pie.
Step 5. Carefuly pour the mixed bodily fluids gently into the crusted ring of the ass hole.
Step 6. Last but not least top the Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie off with a few drops of a womens cherry juice (If the female is not on her a period, already had her cherry popped, and does not have any extra used tampons around, a little punch in the back of the head can cause the women to drip blood from her ear holes into the Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie to add the final ingredient)
Thank you and I hope you enjoy your Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry =D
- 1 fairly large (preferably chunky for flavorable reasons) chunk of shit.
- Three to four and a half tablespoons of freshly squeezed seamen.
- 1 ass hole (the female anus is more conveinent for locational reasons)
- 1 unpopped cherry (if the female has already encountered vaginal intercourse, you should wait for her period or ring out a used tampon)
Now that you have the ingredients to create your own Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry, lets begin with the step by step instructions.
Step 1. Grab a blender or a margarita shaker.
Step 2. Place that blender/shaker to the guy/girl's anus, tap his/her shoulder to sygnal to him/her that he/she is ready to release a fresh chunk into the blender/shaker.
Step 3. Carefuly place a penis into the blender/shaker and begin to ejaculate aproximently 3 - 4 tablespoons of seamen.
Step 4. Conceal the blender/shaker and being to blend/shake the substances.
TIP: Weather you are using a male or female's anus, they can prepare for this Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry by not whiping the anus after unloading their ass holes in the toilet, thus creating a tasty crusty base for the pie.
Step 5. Carefuly pour the mixed bodily fluids gently into the crusted ring of the ass hole.
Step 6. Last but not least top the Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie off with a few drops of a womens cherry juice (If the female is not on her a period, already had her cherry popped, and does not have any extra used tampons around, a little punch in the back of the head can cause the women to drip blood from her ear holes into the Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie to add the final ingredient)
Thank you and I hope you enjoy your Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry =D
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Adam: A Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry sounds delicious right now
Eve: You read my mind!
Adam: A Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry sounds delicious right now
Eve: You read my mind!
by Loiper May 25, 2009
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small little angry elf who skips around every where. does some bad shit to anyone. does the meanest shit and acts innocent after its been done. bites, pinches, scratches, punches, slaps, kicks, throw food, spits and teases anyone and everyone.
the angry little fellatious cherry ann bit, pinched, and scratched throughout the fellatious process. she threw food, trying to tease the person who was given the fellatio.
by jordan February 4, 2005
Get the cherry ann mug.1. Cherry Boy or doutei (童貞) Is a now common English and Jappanese slang used to describe a male who has never experienced oral or anal sex (either giving or recieving) in any way, shape, or form and losing his Cherry might also be a loss of virginity for a gay male. This term Conveniently came into place due to the fact that Cherries only pop and release their fluids in the mouth unless it is crushed by hand. Losing your Cherry in the act of the Blumpkin(recieving a blowjob while you are in the process of taking a shit) would be an increadible, yet highly possible feat if you have enough money for your hooker.
2. Some great sex gods of men will cliam that you haven't really had sex until you have experienced getting a blowjob or anal dogging some adventerous chick and that losing your Cherry and your virginity are one of the same.
2. Some great sex gods of men will cliam that you haven't really had sex until you have experienced getting a blowjob or anal dogging some adventerous chick and that losing your Cherry and your virginity are one of the same.
''Hey Rob, Did you know that Wesley just married some smoking hot conservative religious chick who would never go beyond the missionary position and baby making sex. What an unfortunatly lucky guy!''
Yeah!, I heard!, Catlin, that jizz your pants hot church girl!, I don't know wether to be jealious of him or to cry for the man He'll get hot sex but never a blowjob! And He admits he's a Cherry Boy!
'' Damn!, That must really suck to live a life without getting blown! Sex with a hot chick all the time but no dick in the mouth!!"
Yeah!, I heard!, Catlin, that jizz your pants hot church girl!, I don't know wether to be jealious of him or to cry for the man He'll get hot sex but never a blowjob! And He admits he's a Cherry Boy!
'' Damn!, That must really suck to live a life without getting blown! Sex with a hot chick all the time but no dick in the mouth!!"
by BlumpkinSamurai August 12, 2012
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When you know a girl who is currently in a relationship and you know that relationship won't last so you stay in touch as best you can with the girl in hopes of scoring a rebound when she breaks up. Can be done with multiple girls as well.
Tom: Hey John I noticed you are staying in touch with Chelesea and Brittney lately. You two good friends?
John: Nah dude they are both in relationships which I know they can't keep. As soon as one of them breaks up I'm going in for the kill.
Tom: Fuckin' cherry picking
John: Nah dude they are both in relationships which I know they can't keep. As soon as one of them breaks up I'm going in for the kill.
Tom: Fuckin' cherry picking
by xxloosecannonxx August 5, 2009
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2.) Amelia is such a prude that we're taking bets she won't ever pop her cherry.
2.) Amelia is such a prude that we're taking bets she won't ever pop her cherry.
by MJ Offen May 25, 2007
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