carbondale

fairly large town down in southan illinois half ghetto(downtown and norside) half redneck catch every1 ovea at tha rec playin some ball or over at the U dickin roun rollin dice on da curb population about 30,000 618 be the ac

Rich White Boy: Where are you from?
618er:mane, i done tol u i fra the 618 carbondale in so ill mane. norside resida

by 618H34VYhitt4zz July 23, 2007

Carlson School of Management

A school of high achieving students that are hated upon because of their future wealth.

I hate Jim, he is going to be making so much money because he goes to the Carlson School of Management.

by Hax0red May 17, 2006

carlson

noun(n.)- Anyone who is extremely "jewish" or "cheap" with their money. Constantly seeking free items and left overs in a desperate attempt to save their quarters to buy a new menorah. Often but not always a carlson is equiped with an substantial sized nose which frequently pisses off his gay friends because it interferes with his dick sucking. Carlsons can be found at most Jewish temples searching for innocent little boys and their booties. Although all of these things above are mostly true one thing about a Carlson is always true; his mother is one fine looking lady that any man would be foolish to turn down.

#1
Jim: I think im gonna just throw out these french fries....
Stan: No dont!
Jim: why not?
Stan: because hanukkah is comming up and the Carlson needs to save his pennies.

#2
Mom: Have you seen joey at all lately?
Dad: No I havent why?
Mom: Oh no!
Dad: What is wrong?
Mom: The Carlson probably got him and is probably after his little bootie!

by Dj wExfordie April 28, 2009

Tucker Carlson

The process of "tuck"-ing your testicles behind you to form a bowtie, and farting out of your anus (serving as the mouth), mimicking an old -school Tucker Carlson.

However, as age sets in, and gravity takes over, the process looks more like a modern, regular necktied Tucker Carlson.

I just walked into the living room, bent over, and Tucker Carlsoned in front of the TV, while my dad was watching Fox, and he never even noticed the difference.

by B.E.P. January 11, 2022

Cason

death wagon. like the ones they used in the oregon trail days.

tim died and paw put him in the cason.

by woola July 5, 2008

Carbon Fiber

An item of "style" that psycologically increases Perfomance and/or Horse Power

Ya, I got this carbon fiber shift knob frum Auta-zone and i got 8 hoss power frum it. DAWG!!

by Dragonpyro June 12, 2003

Carbon Fiber

Basically just fancy, reinforced plastic.

Dude 1: "Dude, look at my new $40,000 carbon fiber road bike."

Dude 2: "You're an idiot."

by H0BBES December 29, 2006