The sweetest most loveable boyfriend a girl can ever acquire. If you can get a yumma candy boyfriend, it means your pretty much the best thing to ever walk this earth. See "candy wife"
Me: "my boyfriends soo yummy!"
You: "ew"
Me:"noooo he's a candy boyfriend!"
You: "oh. Your so cool and lucky!"
You: "ew"
Me:"noooo he's a candy boyfriend!"
You: "oh. Your so cool and lucky!"
by Konosk April 19, 2011
Get the Candy Boyfriend mug.Balls. Junk. The stuff hanging from yer hips, if youre a guy. (or some girls too. All depends.) The male sex organs. They can sometimes be smelly.
Gays will find any excuse to lick the musky candy sack of another man, so now the gays are openly walking around with mistletoe strategically placed above their holly jollies in hopes that trains of suckling street homos will line up to give their package a peck under their zipper’s mistletoe. --christwire.org
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