Car Climate Paradox 

When someone raises the car temperature to make it warm inside the car when it’s cold outside, even though you wore coyotes for the cold weather causing you to become hot very quickly

“I keep telling Susan that the Car Climate Paradox is making her hot in her car during the winter”

Car Climate Paradox by BravoArmstrong December 3, 2020

Car Temperature Theory 

Car Temperature Theory is when someone raises the temperature in their car when its cold outside, which makes you hot because you wore warm clothing. Then ten minutes later the temperature gets turned back down to an appropriate level with warm clothing on.

"Every time I'm in Susan's car during the Winter the Car Temperature Theory always happens"
"Yeah I hate Susan"

Car Temperature Theory by BravoArmstrong December 3, 2020

Car Sauce

petrol; gasoline

Miss Discommodus: "Why is car sauce so expensive these days."
Mrs. Mugracchus: "I don't know -- womyn."
Miss Discommodus: "Dang, war what is it good for."

Car Sauce by MaxwellMurdoch December 6, 2020

Car apartment 

When a nomad lives in his car and takes the open road for living no address

Jimmy really loves his car apartment

Car apartment by lipsandlies December 11, 2020

Car whiner 

A car whiner is usually found on Reddit (mainly r/UrbanHell)
Car whiners constantly complain about american architecture, specifically the interstate system. They always complain about how cars are bad for everyone and love liberal cities such as Seattle or Toronto for using public transit

Man 1: I hate cars, public transit 4 life
Man 2: Public transit is dirty and filled with homeless people, stfu Car whiner

Car whiner by Kim Jong-Ill January 2, 2021

Car balls 

When a man is getting into his car and his nut sack shifts while sitting thereby getting squashed under a thigh & the car seat.

Dude, my boxers were so lose that I got the worse case of car balls yesterday.

Car balls by Green & Salty January 19, 2021

Car VS baby dog

One of the worst videos on Youtube

Car VS baby dog exists

Car VS baby dog by ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 21, 2021