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Captain Morgan Power Jack

The act of placing one's leg up in a way so as to mirror the pose of the 17th-century Welsh privateer of the Caribbean, Sir Henry Morgan while masturbating, without pants, or otherwise miming masturbatory motions as a flex.
"After no-scoping a n00b, they turned to their opponent and did an el cap power jack (Captain Morgan Power Jack) to celebrate the achievement. It was completely uncalled for. "
by El Cappy "Power Jack" Morgan January 16, 2021
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Capstar

A person who caps or lies alot
Amir is a capstar.
by PrisonBreak January 19, 2021
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Capital B Lesbian

A Bisexual who wishes they were a lesbian. Also called a LesBi
Sasha: "I'm Bi, but I wish I was a lesbian."
Connie: "Oh, so then you're a Capital B Lesbian."
Sara: "I wish I was, but Gabi shot me in Episode 67"
by ManWithASoupCan March 21, 2021
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capitaljazz

An amazing human, your biggest fan and someone who's always hard working.
"see her over there, she's a real capitaljazz"
by froggo king londunn April 30, 2021
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Captain Flameheart

Big fucking red face in the sky and if you go near him he will make your life hell.
POV: your first time seeing him…
“Ima go near that big fucking red thing in the sky
*hell goes upon captain flameheart and dies*
Fuck this game
by BaconFantasy349 August 7, 2021
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Capitalism

An economic system in which the industry and trade is controlled by private investors oppose to the goverment or society. Captialism in its purist form is known as free market capitalism. The primary objective essentially is to obtain profit. In a capitalist society, you have the right to commodities. Free market (supply and demand) is in controll of purchasers and marketers. This enables economic growth due to the fact that capitalism creates competition which incentives innovation and production.
It's completely environmentally beneficial because businesses know that if they exploit to much, their equity will deplete. Captialism leads to the dramitic decrease in poverty rates therefore benefiting all classes in humanity. As Miltion Friedman once said: "The great virtue of a free market system is that it does not care what color people are; it does not care what their religion is; it only cares whether they can produce something you want to buy. It is the most effective system we have discovered to enable people who hate one another to deal with one another and help one another". Capitalism shows that economic freedom and political freedom correlate. Lower taxes for more innovation which leads to economic growth since most wealth is produced by businesses and those businesses possess the right to obtain the profit they earn. Without Capitalism, the economy will plummet.
communism supporters: collectivism!
Capitalism supporters: individualism!
by Timmins Coalition August 8, 2021
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Captain Chromosome

1. a nickname for a person who is so unbelievably stupid that they fuck up even the most basic of tasks
2. another way of telling someone they have way too many chromosomes
3. a way to call someone retarded
"Nice going, Captain Chromosome, you fucked the whole thing up"
by DinoLG September 3, 2021
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