cookie monster

a person who checks the cookies on other peoples computers in the hope of finding out something about their sexual habits

Dude 1: "Hey can I check out Facebook on your laptop?"
Dude 2: (passes laptop)"Sure, here you are..."
Dude 1: (turns screen slightly away from friend) "Thanks, won't be a moment"
Dude 2: "Hey, what are you doing? That's not Facebook...are you snooping on me? You goddamn frickin' cookie monster."

by fieldingmellish April 25, 2009

Cookie Cutter

In MMO terms, it's when a class or race have about the same build or gear.

Mass haste is part of a cookie cutter build for a cleric in aika and is in high demand in pvp

by lythia November 30, 2011

Cookie Nipples

large purple ish brown nipples.... the size of cookies.. some may be cone shaped and stick out in a disgusting manor.

COOPERS cookie nipples stick through his shirt. yuck

by MC FULTON June 19, 2007

meat cookie

A very dense, foul bowel movement.

After eating Taco Bell, Shana baked up a mean batch of meat cookies.

by Uhlyssah February 26, 2008

The Cookie Monster

When a man takes a full stack of Chips Ahoy cookies and places them at the entrance to a woman's vagina. He then proceeds to push the entire stack of cookies into her vaginal cavity and break them up with his penis as they begin intercourse.

Amy: He gave you The Cookie Monster?
Betty: Yeah I'm queefing fucking crumbs!

by TheSuperPoobzMassacre January 29, 2009

Cookie cutters

A group of Skanks that are exact clones of each other..highly annoying and frigid..and always pretend to be drunk after 1 cooler and lead on every nice guy in the school...fking skanks

Those girls are such cookie cutters

by jellybean + baaabe May 26, 2008

Cookie Monster

The most aggressive form of eating. (Verb)

1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.

2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.

"When those cookies are finished baking, I'm going to cookie monster that shit!"

"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"

"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"

"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."

by knight_sliver August 10, 2014