all day breakfast 

To win handsomely and smugly at the cost of others.

"How did you get on at the poker game"
"Great!!! It was an all day breakfast, I fleeced everyone"

"I had an all day breakfast yesterday, took my bosses wife for a date, then this morning he gave me a pay rise"

all day breakfast by MisterBelfast December 24, 2013

Coke Breakfast 

n. Any breakfast meal that consists entirely of coca cola in large quantities (1l of more)

(Jeff walks in to the Office at 7 Am carrying a half empty 2l coke)

Budd: "Hey jeff, you gonna kill yourself having a coke breakfast every morning"
Jeff: "I know man, but its all i got, and its an appetite suppressant"

Coke Breakfast by sie42 December 9, 2008

Engrish Breakfast 

After a night on the tiles that ended with eating dodgy oriental food one wakes up in the morning having shit the bed with undigested bean sprouts, shitaki mushrooms etc caked on the bed spread.

Engrish Breakfast "oh dear some one spilled chinese take away on my bed spread" pause "oh fuck evasive action"

Engrish Breakfast by mabawsa March 13, 2009

French Breakfast 

Simlilar to a Portuguese Breakfast. A poached egg is placed into the anus and is licked out by another. Usually done by homosexual males.

Man 1:Craig and Danny are back together, and I bet they will be having their usual French Breakfast tomorrow morning.
Man 2: Eww!

French Breakfast by b00mb00m May 29, 2008

Hungarian Breakfast 

When a a tag along girl thats sexually obsessed with you sleeps over your house for the hundredth time in a row and you can't get rid of her so you the next morning you take a morning piss and the left over cum from your condom and mix in into the pan cake batter to serve to her.

Steven: Hey man, I heard Jess has been cock riding you all month.

Jimbo: Yeah, no worries, I gave her a Hungarian Breakfast yesterday.

Steven: WHAT?! Five points!

Hungarian Breakfast by Richard Monokolis May 12, 2010

Eat Breakfast 

Code word for masturbation.

You: Hey teacher did you eat breakfast today?
Teacher: Why yes I did and it was quite delectable!
You: Lul

Eat Breakfast by Charles Lulson May 8, 2008

Miami Breakfast 

When you start putting on tanning lotion and this somehow leads to a handjob.

We would've got to the beach sooner, but we decided to go for a nice Miami Breakfast first.

Miami Breakfast by Asmodeuss July 21, 2009