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Semen

I had so much boner booger on my hand, I needed a tissue.

by Liz David October 3, 2025

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shit booger

dried poopie crumbs from not wiping

BRING ME SOME TOILET PAPER, I GOT SOME SHIT BOOGERS

by GABEBESTX1771 December 31, 2025

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ear booger

Chunks of ear wax inside the ear.

Mom, see my ear booger. It tastes funny.

by Morpix January 30, 2026

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Mutant booger

A huge booger from deep inside nasal cavity

Al: Wow that was a relief.
Brenda: What was ?
Al: That mutant booger I just sneezed out. It looked like a broccoli floret.

Brenda: Ew.

Al: It stuck to the vanity top and would hardly budge so I am going to get it dry out and scrape it off in the morning with a putty knife.

by cut the cards February 4, 2026

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Brooklyn Booger bubbler

When 2 males eat each others boogers until full and proceed to drink a lot of water with laxatives in it causing the 2 males to have to poop where they then proceed to crap in each others mouths until poop begins running out their noses

My friend Randy and I had a Brooklyn booger bubbler and all of that poop bubbled out our noses.

by Markus Willbot March 9, 2026

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