body type average

The type of build usually chosen on dating sites by mildly heavy women with beer bellies and thick legs who are being "charitable" with respect to rating their own appearance.

"Dude, I met someone on Match last night. Love handles and a ponch - she listed herself as "body type average." Next time, I have to demand more photos beforehand!"

by invinoboston September 5, 2016

chillin hard body

the state of hanging out in the cold while standing still

Emily couldn't ski so she was just chillin hard body while Lauren and Alyssa skiid.

by Jawed McGreenstain November 7, 2009

Touch My Body

A shallow and lazy potboiler of a song associated with an otherwise talented and respectable artist.
Appeals to the philistine audience.

Seriously, the lyrics sound like she took three different songs she never finished writing and put them together to make one full length one.
A girl's gotta eat, I guess.

Mariah: "Touch my body"
Chump: OMG, I looooove this song!

by Kappu February 5, 2009

anime body pillow

a body pillow of a fictional animated character bought by usually by a horny male or horny female still fucking gross.

“yall i got an anime body pillow bc im v horny yo!”

by defogay February 12, 2022

body bag syndrome

A condition in which one's entire body should be sealed in a body bag, so that others needn't suffer to see it. This affliction is a more serious version of Paper Bag Syndrome.

"So Gaby was leaning over in class today, and her boobs almost fell out, you should have seen it."
"What's wrong with you? She has some serious body bag syndrome. That girl needs to be bagged, tagged, and put on ice."

by Poobamaster December 4, 2007

My body is a temple

An excuse to eat shit food and feel fine about it.

Jack: That's your fifth slice of pizza
Sally: My body is a temple!

Liz: I ate cake for breakfast and chips for lunch, but its okay because my body is a temple.

by socialexample January 26, 2011

head is to big for their body

When a girl or guys head is to big for their body.

Wow that persons head is to big for their body!

by jake rer February 4, 2009