by skimbad August 27, 2003
Get the d-block mug.The Ass Blocker 3000 is the third generation of the Ass Blocker tools, used to thwart off Bubbas, or 7ft tall homosexuals who will do anything to fill you ass with their cum.
The Ass Blocker 3000 impliments a new fully functional 360 degrees protection system run by the Gyro Gorge software to block all penetration from your anus, keeping you happy and un-raped.
The Ass Blocker 3000 will hit stores and prisons in Q4 2008.
The Ass Blocker 3000 impliments a new fully functional 360 degrees protection system run by the Gyro Gorge software to block all penetration from your anus, keeping you happy and un-raped.
The Ass Blocker 3000 will hit stores and prisons in Q4 2008.
The Ass Blocker 3000 totally saved my life man, the Bubba didn't know what he had coming.
Dude, without the Ass Blocker 3000, I'd be shitting cum right now.
Dude, without the Ass Blocker 3000, I'd be shitting cum right now.
by anoyomous69 June 13, 2008
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whereas captain kirk keeps getting all the green intersteller women and not saving any for his wingman mr spock. (similar to cock blocking except it happens in the future.)
in a bar mr. spock was getting close to sealing the deal with a romulain female when captain kirk beamed in and totally spock blocked him.
by ragnar's vw May 12, 2009
Get the spock block mug.A word used interchangeably with any other word. It can be any part of speech. Similar to "joant' or "joint".
by Adam R. Goldy October 2, 2010
Get the Blicka mug.Alex: "Damn that bitch is a block-o-mo-hoe"
Jared: "What the fuck are you talkin about homie"
Alex: "Damn your dumb... that hoe look good from a block or more
Jared: "What the fuck are you talkin about homie"
Alex: "Damn your dumb... that hoe look good from a block or more
by Alex April 20, 2004
Get the block-o-mo-hoe mug.When a famous death occurs quickly after another celebrity death, shifting the collective currency of celebrity mourning to the more famous death, thus blocking the earlier passing from collecting their share of the public's celebrity mourning short-term spend
Michael Jackson's passing shortly after the passing of Farah Fawcette coffin-blocked her access to the public's collective celebrity mourning expenditure
by Maggers53 June 27, 2009
Get the coffin-blocked mug.1. To break every rule in the book of man and completely stop a person or persons from achieving sexual intercourse.
"Hey Matt Let's take these fine ass bitches back to our hotel."
"Dude I would but the gate guard won't let them on base."
"Dude we did we just get Falcon Cock Blocked?"
"...yeah..."
"Epic..."
"Dude I would but the gate guard won't let them on base."
"Dude we did we just get Falcon Cock Blocked?"
"...yeah..."
"Epic..."
by ṰỐḇẎtheὮ March 14, 2009
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