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The Italian Birthday

When you go to an upscale restaurant in a major city with a strict dress code (the kind of place that lends out a jacket to the sap that forgot his at home) without a jacket, a ridiculously colored pair of pants, and an obnoxious bow tie or better yet in shorts, flip flops and no tie, either way with your sleeves rolled up. You then manage somehow to be seated against the establishment's policies. Shortly thereafter you are sung happy birthday in Italian by a portly employee. For additional fun, go to the bathroom all the way across the restaurant in your shorts, thereby giving everyone a second look at your audacity.
Guy 1: She didn't tell me the place would be so fancy. I was insanely underdressed.
Guy 2: So, what'd you do?
Guy 1: What any man would do. I went in there, met her dad and brother, and pulled The Italian Birthday.
Guy 2: How'd that turn out?
Guy 1: Oh they hate me, but it was funny as hell.
by R-Dizawg July 20, 2013
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Birthday Cock

Something a female figure (i.e Mother,Sister, Step-Sister, Lesbian Friend, and or Wife/Girlfriend) give a male figure for their birthday. It is an act of sucking the "cock" aka the Penis on their birthday. And since its the male figures birthday, they get to have their way with the female figure (i.e rough and tough)
Hey Sally it's Jareds birthday!

Oh does that mean I have to do Birthday Cock?

Oh yes, yes, yes. And its going to be fun.
by SovietMcDonalds November 25, 2018
mugGet the Birthday Cockmug.

Birthday Sprits

You should have a nice birthday sprits, that might cheer you up Matt.
by Deceptikon123321 August 29, 2019
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Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
mugGet the Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.mug.

Birthday Cake

A promiscuous woman

A woman that has been with a group of friends.
Dude, your girlfriend's not even a thot, she's a birthday cake...everyone has had a slice of that.
by Todd Jacob Wilberly November 13, 2017
mugGet the Birthday Cakemug.

birthday

The remembrance of the time when you were set up for a life long suffering.
by Goodstuff123 September 23, 2021
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It’s plagues birthday

April 22 is Plagues birthday
by _JDawg_ April 21, 2022
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