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fanboy baiting

A phrase with two meanings:

1) When the writer(s) of a geek franchise introduce backstory, characters, rules, lists of information, and other continuity details that are intentionally vague, contradictory, and unresolved. The intent is to provoke fan wank and other arguments while always having the carrot of "this issue, we find THIS out!" to dangle in front of fans. Mainstream superhero comics run almost exclusively on this.

2) When a blogger or other editorial writer does an in-depth analysis of a creative work radically counter to the assumptions of its fanbase in order to provoke outrage and fan wank. Usual tactics include "over-analyzing" fantastical elements (e.g. "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex"), unflattering interpretations of the themes, and otherwise presenting valid arguments why the story does not logically work.
1) Kingdom Hearts creator Tetsuya Nomura's introduction of a dozen vague, unresolved plot points and refusal to clarify anything is classic fanboy baiting.

2) I wrote a fanboy-bait article explaining why Usagi of Sailor Moon is a terrible role-model. I bet I'll have a hundred pissed-off comments by tonight.
by AlexTwentyTwo February 23, 2012
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grandma blasting

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a female senior citizen or mother of a child in which that child had another child.
Person A: "Where have you been?"
Person B: "I've been grandma blasting, bro!"
by GrandmaBlaster September 3, 2012
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Sugar blasting

Female ejaculation. Also known as squirting.
I was going down on this hot chick last night who was totally into sugar blasting in my mouth. It tasted so sweet!
by ZeeD April 12, 2014
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Snatch Blasting

While during coitus, the male grabs his testicles and begins to make laser beam sounds, whilst ejaculating into the female's womb.
Brah, have you ever tried snatch blasting inside of a bitch? Bitches love snatch blasting!
by dark sohma January 27, 2015
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beaver bashing

The act of female masterbation. Excluding the clitoris. Full finger penetration.
That girl cant stop beaver bashing in the washroom!
by zarrra February 7, 2015
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cast blasting

The act of using a body part, typically an arm, to perform a function equivalent to that of vaginal or anal fisting.
My girlfriend was so sad after hearing I broke my arm, but she got happy after I told her about the cast blasting I planned to give her later.

fisting cast blasting #sexytime butthole widening pain children's tears
by BOX LOVE May 22, 2014
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faith-baiting

1. To avoid responsibility for one's actions or deflect responsibility for another's actions by claiming religious persecution.

2. To advance a political agenda by claiming those opposed to it are engaging in religious persecution.
1. Joe Doe was fired from his popular reality show for engaging in inappropriate conduct with a staffer. Senator John Roe talks about his strong faith-based values and suggests Joe is being persecuted because of his faith, thereby engaging in faith-baiting.

2. Presidential candidate Robert Jones spoke at a rally stating that his constituents inability to impose their religious beliefs on others constituted the start of religious persecution, thereby engaging in faith-baiting.
by Head of the Maids' Union October 22, 2015
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