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walking the bar

The practice of rhythm and blues horn players (quintessentially tenor sax players) to literally get up on the bar during a tune and walk it from one end to to the other, riffing and honking. Typical in the 1940's and 50's, it was deemed a display of machismo and virtuosity.
A friend of mine reported seeing tenor saxophonist Illinois Jacquet walking the bar in St. Louis. He moved along. playing and kicking over drinks as he went. One patron, objecting to the endeavor, pulled a switchblade knife out and stuck it into the bar in Illinois' path. When Jacquet came to that spot, he peered over his horn at the knife, turned around, and continued to play as he retraced his path.
by guyfromtheday August 12, 2010
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In Between Bar

A bar where the music is too loud to talk, everyone is too white to dance, and there is nowhere to sit
Hey man, wanna go to the In Between Bar?

Fuck no
by rd19 February 28, 2011
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Strangle A Mars Bar

Hastings: 'Shall we get to the crime scene sir?'

Poirot: 'Not just yet, Hastings. I've got to go strangle a Mars bar for a while. Feels like I'm shitting a fist.'
by Bison Defonte September 2, 2011
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paramagnetic clit bar

When two girls stick magnets up their vaginal cavity and connect at the waist. Then they get their clits pierced by a single bar
I'm so excited, tonight me and heather are going to try a paramagnetic clit bar for the first time
by Michael_j_fox_3 March 20, 2017
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Dairy milk bar

The other definition has been denounced illegitimate. In order to liberate dairy milk bar I shall provide the sacred definition:
A female cuck who lets her husband peg other women from behind or is oppressed by another man who is in relation to yet another dairy milk bar.
Oh look it’s a dairy milk bar waiting to be pegged and finessed. Yum yum
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Chotch Bar

A bar that draws a healthy crowd of Chotches - generic, well dressed, absent minded douches.

These types of bars play the finest in generic, bullshit chart topping pop music. Their idea of classic rock would be Bon Jovi, maybe some Bruce Sprigsteen and the finest mix of one hit wonders.
Hot chicks tend to go to chotch bars, as chotches fit the perfect mold for the corporate world and often times make a decent living - and women like money.

Chotch bars don't have many good beers on tap.
All drinks cost in the double digits.
Their number 1 selling beer is Cornona.
Chotch: Hey I like this place. Great strobe lights.

Chotch 2: Totally, bro. You want a drink?

Chotch: Get some cornona's bro! Oh and a Blue moon! Don't skimp on the limes. haha

Chotch 2: Totally brah!

Some dude in the chotch bar: Fuck this fucking joint.
by Shrine Monkey August 3, 2009
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Beater bar

A bar that mostly old people like to go to. The drinks are usually cheap and very stiff and the establishment itself is kind of dirty inside.
The Circus Room is a beater bar because a lot of old ex-tweekers like to there for the cheap drinks and to find young dick.
by Floydtibbs February 8, 2010
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