Strip of bacon 

The stains of your dirty asshole in your underwear.

I havn't chnaged my underwear in a week and there is a dark strip of bacon down the middle.

Strip of bacon by Metal December 15, 2003

i smell bacon 

The police are coming; The police are here

"Shit yo when andre was like i smell bacon i was like damn nigga, the po po is comin.
"werd, den wut happened?"
"Nigga, once the 5-0 cracked dat joint i kicked it off da heezy and bounced."

i smell bacon by straight up gangster nigger phil March 20, 2005

i smell bacon 

a phrase said to notify anyone in the area that you're that you use Funnyjunk. This is then replied with "with or without wings?"

If you find your Funnyjunk brethren, you knuckletouch to celebrate.

person 1: "i smell bacon"
person 2: "with or without wings?"
*knuckle touch*

i smell bacon by raawrimadiinosaurr May 19, 2010

Arm Bacon 

Excessive fat on the upper-arm area. Found especially on large women.

Man, did you see Alli's arm bacon? Her arms are as big as my legs!

Arm Bacon by Coord October 13, 2008

Canadian Bacon Nipples 

A term for large pink areolae that are the size of Canadian bacon slices.

Her sexy Canadian Bacon Nipples made me hungary because they reminded me of delicious breakfast meat pasties.

Canadian Bacon Nipples by Uncle Johnjohn February 5, 2010

Bollock Bacon 

the dry skin that flakes off you're ball sack

oh man, i found a shitload of bollock bacon in my bed this morning.

that bollock bacon needs some lotion to it

Bollock Bacon by minge_master_mike November 23, 2010

indian bacon

When a man wraps bacon around his penis and then sticks his bacon wrapped dick into his significant others' asshole then once he has finished they take the bacon off and fry it and enjoy a delicous post anal sex snack.

Hey bill wanna go out for breakfast? Nah mane i just had some indian bacon with kelcy.

indian bacon by juicy jamess November 9, 2013