Goatse Burn

Goatse burn occurs after you take a Number 2, but you've been holding it in for 2-3 days because it's so big.

When you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding.

Tom: Hey man, remember that turd I've been holding in for a week?

Bill: Yeah??

Tom: Well I finally got it out 5 minutes ago, and I'm still getting goatse burn from it.

Bill: Dang.

by M&M_Slim_Shady June 18, 2013

Burn Tilt

Dragging a pinball machine out in the street and lighting it on fire. A pinball term describing a specific type of tilt.

Joe said he was going to Burn Tilt that terrible pinball machine in front of the bar becuase he could not stand the horrible condition of all the flippers and switches any longer.

by BigBossMan99 March 7, 2014

Controlled Burn

The process of intentionally trying to piss off a chick that you hooked up with, to the point that she no longer wants anything to do with you, so that you never have to see or hear from her again.

I know these two thirsty bitches that want bang you, but be prepared to initiate a controlled burn after you hook up with them.

by SOLS July 11, 2014

Booger burn

Booger burn is when you have a runny nose and your nose is red, sore, and chaffed after you've had a cold. This is most common with sinus infections and head colds. The only way to prevent Booger burn is to use lotion tissues, or apply Carmex under your nostils. It is terrible, and painful. The Carmex will burn but, its worth it because your upper lip won't look like minced meat.

Mom, would you mind buying me lotion tissues? My nose is running and I don't want Booger burn.

Person: WOW. Your upper lip is torn up, what happened?
Other person: My nose started running and class and I wiped the snot on my sleeve.
Person: You should never use your sleeve, I always give you Booger burn.

by Skyler Gonthorian September 19, 2014

burning sombrero

When you eat jabeneros for a whole month then ejaculate on a girls face and it creates like a pepper spray feel for her. It also doesn't feel to great for the guy either.

The girl screamed at the top of her lungs after her boyfriend done the burning sombrero on her face.

by dratliff October 24, 2014

makenna burns

A very sweet and shy loving girl who is extremely cranky on her period. she is very non judgmental and loves to laugh. She may seem quiet at first but once she gets to know you she doesn't shut up. She is the apple in my pie hahaha.

Makenna burns is grumpy when her red river flows

by TheRealPrincess May 14, 2015

Jiggle Burn

When you jog and the fat on your thighs and butt jiggle which causes a slight burning sensation.

Bro, I've got some serious jiggle burn after that jog.

by bruisedgrape June 13, 2015