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The Brandon Special

When a couple is soaking in a hot tub or bath and the guy holds his breath to put his face under water and perform oral sex on his girlfriend.
We were just soaking in the jacuzzi and kissing and then he did The Brandon Special and went down on me under water!
by Darla Defective September 25, 2020
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brandon koifman

a soccer player that is the best at “gluck gluck 3000”. we officially have a recording of him sucking someone’s dingle dangle dongle...
yooooo i wanna be a brandon koifman so so bad”
by uh.whore March 14, 2021
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Brandon Allan

If you ever meet a Brandon Allan (Insert last name here) you have been blessed by an angel. For they are the most noble, intelligent, selfless, humorous, honest, and loveable human beings you will ever meet in your existence. They are also great lovers, and know how to treat their significant other right. Putting them before themselves. If you ever meet on, never let him go. EVER. It would be the biggest mistake of your entire life.
Brandon Allan (Insert last name here) is such a sweetheart.
by Helena99101 August 17, 2017
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Brandon Envy

Wishing to have created a phrase like “Let’s Go Brandon” which refers to media and politicians who tell you what you distinctly see and hear is not true. They then go on to give a dishonest altered explanation which is clearly false.
by MeWebster November 2, 2021
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Brandon Seeker

Brandon is a Brandon Seeker, what does he do all day?
by SpaceJoker January 26, 2021
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kylie and brandon

This is the cutest couple ever, they should be married
Kylie loves brandon soo much that she would walk millions of miles just to be with him
Brandon loves kylie soo much he would give up his life 4 her
by MAndB Inc. April 10, 2017
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brandon moment

when someone is in the perfect situation and the opportunity of the best possible thing pops up and you still fuck it up.
you lost your scholarship? you pulled a brandon moment.”
by eatdapussy999 April 16, 2021
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