basilslimes

MY BESTFRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD HE IS SO FUNNY AND AWESOME AND WE ALWAYS PLAY GENSHIN TOGETJER AND TALK ABOUT CATS AND LOFE AND SOUTJ PARK AND ALL THE COOL THINGS AND HES THE BEST PERSON EVER

basilslimes posted a new slime video today 😲
it’s a cat slime omg I love cats…thank you basilslimes 😇

by basilhugger September 5, 2021

brazilian tie

The act of cutting someones dick of and forcefully plugging it into their mouth.

Jack: Ayo, shut the fuck up before I give you the brazilian tie
Lukas: Oh no please dont!

by Germanpunk September 12, 2021

brazilian kegger

A fucking wild time. Engineers around Brazil come together to fucking rage.

I tried to design the Embraer autopilot but I went to this Brazilian Kegger and said fuck it’s good enough.

Do you remember that Brazilian Kegger? Fuck no I was so gone I don’t even remember getting invited!

by Captkoolbrazilian September 13, 2021

Basil’s wife

His wife that is deadly in love with him and wants him forever and would do anything to see him happy

Basil’s wife loves looking at his eyes

by Swaeallday September 15, 2021

Brazilian Cocktail

In a mixture of a small saucepan, contains cooked monkey feet and chunky poop with urine being the main ingredient. Alcohol may be a substitute for the urine. Most common served in a martini glass or straight from the pot.

Bartender: "Hey what can I get ya?"
Curious Tourist: *reads menu* "Yeah, may I please get the Brazilian Cocktail?"
*everyone stares while having their daily conversations*
Bartender: *goes quiet* "...with pleasure!" *in Portuguese* "ME RECEBA O ESPECIAL!"

by toboUD October 1, 2021

Basil

basil means yes just yes

Wanna play a game?

Basil

Bet let’s play

by Official Basil October 6, 2021

Bravilio

they have a big heart, and an even bigger dick. they are very hot and have a wonderful personality.

Girl 1 :did you see Bravilio today

Girl 2:how couldn’t i

by Champagnemunyenyo November 22, 2021