by Jawed McGreenstain November 08, 2009
The type of build usually chosen on dating sites by mildly heavy women with beer bellies and thick legs who are being "charitable" with respect to rating their own appearance.
"Dude, I met someone on Match last night. Love handles and a ponch - she listed herself as "body type average." Next time, I have to demand more photos beforehand!"
by invinoboston February 21, 2016
A shallow and lazy potboiler of a song associated with an otherwise talented and respectable artist.
Appeals to the philistine audience.
Appeals to the philistine audience.
Seriously, the lyrics sound like she took three different songs she never finished writing and put them together to make one full length one.
A girl's gotta eat, I guess.
Mariah: "Touch my body"
Chump: OMG, I looooove this song!
A girl's gotta eat, I guess.
Mariah: "Touch my body"
Chump: OMG, I looooove this song!
by Kappu February 06, 2009
a body pillow of a fictional animated character bought by usually by a horny male or horny female still fucking gross.
by defogay February 13, 2022
A condition in which one's entire body should be sealed in a body bag, so that others needn't suffer to see it. This affliction is a more serious version of Paper Bag Syndrome.
"So Gaby was leaning over in class today, and her boobs almost fell out, you should have seen it."
"What's wrong with you? She has some serious body bag syndrome. That girl needs to be bagged, tagged, and put on ice."
"What's wrong with you? She has some serious body bag syndrome. That girl needs to be bagged, tagged, and put on ice."
by Poobamaster November 11, 2007
Jack: That's your fifth slice of pizza
Sally: My body is a temple!
Liz: I ate cake for breakfast and chips for lunch, but its okay because my body is a temple.
Sally: My body is a temple!
Liz: I ate cake for breakfast and chips for lunch, but its okay because my body is a temple.
by socialexample January 26, 2011
by jake rer February 04, 2009