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run with the bat

running bases in baseball while holding your dick
Dude did you see nick run with the bat ?
by A!@#$%^&*() January 16, 2016
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running with the bat

Running the bases in baseball while holding your dick
Dood did you see nick running with the bat?
by Gregk22 January 17, 2016
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Bloody bat

When you have sex with a girl on her period, and your dick gets blood on it.
Dude, I was fucking this chick last night and halfway through realized I had a bloody bat!
by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019
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Ash Bat

Origin: West India 1909 when India was a British Colony. This was used in Cricket but has since fallen out of commonlyused cricket terminology.

Meaning: To have an Ash Bat was to have a home made Cricket bat, commonly made oit of Ash from fires, it's not really known what was used to hold the bat together but this was one of the early types of cricket bats that were used before they started to create more solid, proper bats. It's rumoured that they used a ball of ash stuck together and left out in the sun as an early cricket ball. The Ash Bat is no longer used and it's only known to a select group of people, there is one village in India that do continute to make Ash Bats as part of the village tradition since 1909.

This may or may not be true but it can be found on some documents in the Cricket Museum of India, but sometimes animal dung was used instead of Ash and left to dry out in the sun but again, it'e not documented what was used to hold the dung or ash together.
Commentator: "... and Singh singh picks up his Ash Bat and walks onto the field..."

Random Player: "I need to make an Ash Bat so i can play Cricket today."
by ProffFartuart November 18, 2019
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Bat wing

The act of spreading your nut sack so it looks all veiny and alive like a bat wing. If you manage to trick people into staring at your now stretched out nads, you get to kick them in the ass three times.
Dave was being a dick the other day, so I gave him the bat wing and kicked him in the ass three times.
by lemonjuicepandafucker November 20, 2019
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hairless bat

A super cool creature that grants others incredible powers. If used correctly then he will be your best friend and grant one good luck in their life. If used incorrectly he will pulverize all and any who stand in his path without a second glance. Soooooo..... uhhh... be nice!!! Lastly, Mother Jesus is an underling compared to him so be nice. His true and immortal name is Cyber.
Ahhh!!!! The hairless bat is coming!!!!
by Peeha Auntie November 25, 2019
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Bat cave involvement

Fingering a person's anus.
I had Jane around my house last night after dinner. Ended up getting a knob gobble while I gave her some bat cave involvement.
by Zonal K November 28, 2019
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