Bastard Machine

“One huge babe magnet that will take over this planet with our style of punk/metal party rock!!! Women love us even more than their boy toys at home!!!”-BASTARD MACHINE

Bastard Machine; “Those dudes Bastard Machine from Santa Cruz are hard sh%t rock’N roll!”

by Bastard Machine March 15, 2023

bastardized

The action of turning someone into a bastard. Usually involving murder or other form of homicide.

That girl used to call him daddy so I bastardized her!

by Facts Machine August 22, 2023

weighty bastard

somebody who is suspect, open to controversy and an all round shady person.
somebody really intense in nature and character.

dude, I'm not sure about that guy, he seems a bit of a weighty bastard.

I hate that guy, he's such a weighty bastard.

by bethamphetamine12 April 25, 2011

Tired Bastard

A person who lays around all the time and puts no effort into anything, doesn't like to work and relies on there parents to live. These people are usually are around the age of 30 and above and cruise through life.

Stop laying around Geoff and get a job ya " Tired Bastard".
(Tired C#*t)

by Peter Hines November 8, 2012

kooky bastard

Dan from my gaming group, who is possibly an alien and definitely kind of a racist but who can beatbox adequately.

Dan is one kooky bastard

by The best character April 19, 2014

fuzzy bastard

A creature of significant fuzzy fur whom is a little shit bastard that you love dearly.

Petey your such a fuzzy bastard! I just love you so much!

by Eewin May 23, 2014

Knuckle-Bastards

Semen discharged from an act of self-gratification, usually left to dribble over the thumb of the active hand.

I was in the bathroom after your mum took a shit, so I thought I'd use that time to fire off some knuckle-bastards.

by FormerSmurf April 7, 2015