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Guy 2: Why dude?
Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room
Guy 2: Why dude?
Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room
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Friend: dude what did you do with your girlfriend last night?
Me: I have her the Spanish Banana
Friend: that must've hurt
Me: it did... alot...
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Friend: that must've hurt
Me: it did... alot...
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