atm (at the moment)

ATM (aay-tee-emm) : abreviation : Interternet-speak and Millenial shorthand for "currently." Yet when overheard by conosuirs of Internet porn, it is confused with a different abreviation, only reminding aforementioned conosuirs that they have a serious problem.

Nicole: "How's Jenna doing?"
Ashley: "Ok, I guess. Immediatley after her parents divorce, Jenna had to decide who to live with. I was surprised she preferred her father's atm (at the moment). But she said her mother's was just too small and so boring."
Nicole: "Her dad is way cooler."

by Tan stack May 9, 2016

Duh moment

The moment you reallise that you don't know something or are just learning something most everyone knows unless there retarded.

He just had a duh moment, He learned the cat is not spelled with a K.

by Judge dredd7 February 14, 2012

Boomer Moment

When a friend or boomer does a boomerish thing.

Person 1: Bro we are addicted to these phones and these vape are going th kill us.

Person 2: Bro, that's a boomer moment.

by gatorboycolt November 18, 2019

Kareem Moment

When an individual is incredibly pessimistic about anything and everything. In a Kareem moment, an individual manages to kill any hype or excitement a person or group of people feel by looking at a perfectly enjoyable moment/idea in an incredibly negative way and then announcing these negative views.

*Everyone gets excited about an upcoming event*
Kareem Moment: Whats there to be excited about. It'll probably end badly. These things usually do...It'll probably be boring.
*Everyone glares at Kareem for killing the moment*

by smiles27 July 31, 2011

bozo moment

A moment in ones life, where all reasoning and understanding of how stupid clowns are go "out the window" and one resorts to clownlike behavior to get their point accross...(see clowns)

The boy flopping on the floor and talking disrespectfully to his mothee was haveing a bozo moment

by trumpetcatz September 9, 2003

special moment

masturbation (the "special moment" is of course when you have the orgasm)

before I go to bed, I usually have a pee and a special moment.

by darryl November 30, 2003

Chapstic Moment

After being told something so crazy you have 2 grab something just to throw it down, and the closest thing 2 grab just happends to be chapstic. Violently grabbing chapstic and throwing it or slamming it against something in rage.

1. After the fruity kid announced that he is having an *all boys* "party", the kid with dreads had to present a chapstic moment.
2. After his daughter told him she was a lesbian and had stolen money from him, he couldnt take the madness, and let out his anger in a chapstic moment.

by C.J.-21 April 3, 2010