Antonaut

The antonym of "Juggernaut".

The proverbial nickname of the "Big Brother" type entity that was surreptitiously halted as "Deus Ex Machina", or "Act of God", in the early part of 21st Century Earth history.

Alternate definitions include:

a) Grasp-44 - an exacerbated "Catch-22".

b) The Arbitrarily Appearing Gunman Paradox - unilateral "suicidality" upward momentum.

c) Granite Grave or "Slate-Face" - a result of "Tabula Rasa" "reasoning" (or the "school" of "imbecility").

Example use: "Hey Mary; look, it's a slug, it's a leaf . . . no, it's the 'Antonaut'. Haha, retard."

by Overlord0 August 23, 2016

Anthony Charles Lynton Blair

Dude, if you typed this in... you are WAY too keen (like me), go to the Tony Blair page already.

Anthony Charles Lynton Blair was the UKPM from 1997 to 2007.

by Itz Rob September 10, 2016

Anthony

Anthony

I tend to get to know the girl or make her always think of Anthony. Anthony is generous and loyal to anyone who is friends with him. Anthony never gets a second thought about a girl or girlfriend. Anthony has been taking people's hearts by joking around with them and acting energetic at times of need or needless to say as downright funny.

Group o' girls 1
Girl one: Aye is that Anthony?
Girl two: duh it is Anthony who doesn't know Anthony?
Girl one and three: I don't.
Girl two: I love his boyish charm and very loving heart and I threw that away from myself.
All girls other than girl two: awwwwwww. Maybe next time.

by Anthonyallknowing March 6, 2018

Anthony and Madison

Anthony and Madison are the single most compatible names of all time. Both are absolutely gorgeous humans and they love hard. When together Anthony and Madison's sex life is explosive, passionate and deep. The true meaning of love making. Anthony is loyal and will fight for what he loves, and Madison needs to feel the kind of love Anthony can give. Perfect Match. Find each other and it's forever.

Anthony and Madison are the hottest couple in the world.

by Wordsworth wonderful May 15, 2018

Anthony

Quite possibly could be your mortal nemisis. He'll do things like drop chairs on you and cut you with his long nails. Then the next day, he'll have already forgotten your name. He is definitely somewhere on the LGBT spectrum, but he doesn't really like labels. (He is also kind of a furry)

Me: "dude I let a furry drop a chair on me"

My friend: "oh is it that gay kid? With the long nails?"
Me: "oh shit, how did you know? Are you talking about Anthony?"
My friend: "Oh yeah. I don't know, he just kinda seems like a furry"

by Waluigi'sDaddy May 22, 2018

Anthony

Just another meat stick

It movie night I need an anthony

by U blah June 6, 2018

Anthony

1. (Noun) A total man thot. This bitch has long flippy hair like every stereotypical yotubter. His dream is to be an autoshop owner, but the boy can’t even drive. He’s so self absorbed, that he probably only FaceTimes people just to see his own reflection. The type of boy who rushed to give you a promise ring, but cheats on you with your friend 5 minutes later. Then, he proceeds to blame it on you. Tall, built dad bod, had so much potential, but then blew it to blow his load with another girl. Loves to flex in the mirror after a nice finish, and uses emojis unironically. Is extremely sensitive on the inside and would be very disappointed by this for example. But, he’s so dumb he probably can’t even read it.

2. (Verb) to anthony is to promise a girl your hand in marriage and then shortly after send a different girl your nudes.

1. Damn, Anthony, nice work sending those pics to that hoe!

2. Man I just got anthonied! I thought he loved me!

by Wicked Game June 14, 2018