Man Period

The term used to describe a dude who’s being moody and intolerant and complaining.

‘Kelsey, you dumbass! You kicked me!’ Mark yelled.

‘It was an accident!’ Kelsey replies.
Mark rolled his eyes.
‘Someone’s on their man period,’ Kelsey whispered to herself.

by RatAthlete June 6, 2021

Periods

BOYS when a girl is on her period she may be a bitch but don't you fucking dare to upset her or she'll give you a bitch slap also buy her comfort foodmost of the time this is chocolate but... It could be any food that makes her happy also if your girlfriend needs you to get her pads DO NOT ASK SOMEONE EXEPT FOR HER and dads same thing its okay to ask an employee than she unleash Godzilla on you also if she doesn't want to go out DONT FUCKING FORCE HER or she will once again unleash Godzilla

Girl=babe I'm on my period can you get me food and pads
Boy=*at shops* bAbe WhAT sIZe d0 YoU wEAr
Lesson don't annoy hormonal girls on their periods

by Th0000tttttt April 24, 2020

period ahh period uhh

BRIT BARBIE period ahh period uhh is a song
by ofc BRIT BARIBE

i am period ahh you are period uhh. period ahh period uhhh

by Mr. Toedawgs September 25, 2022

interjobal period

The time between when one has left their previous job and before their next job has begun. It is characterized by bliss, elation, and a feeling of euphoria, as the problems and stress of the prior job are no longer relevant, and the problems of the new job are not yet known.

During her interjobal period, Sarah traveled the world and enjoyed a sense of freedom and joy she hadn't felt in years.

by pastaronisata June 26, 2024

Dead period

Period between the super bowl and the first spring training game.

The longest part of the year is the dead period since there is no football on and there is no baseball on.

by Thecaptainmlb February 3, 2019

period day 2

The worst day of a period. When bleeding is the heaviest and you feel like your insides are being pulled out. You want to be in bed all day.

“I want to go home, im on period day 2”

by jaketyrontttt123 October 12, 2023

Period

It means you are not pregnant and your partners sperm did not fertilize an egg during your ovulation process so the blood that would have been used to hold your baby during pregnancy now sheds out the vagina and this hurts like a bitch. Only biological woman (an adult human female) with a uterus can experience a period, also known as a menstrual cycle. No biological man will ever know what it’s like to have a period and it’s pain you must endure.

“Omg Emily I’m not pregnant”
“How do you know oliv”?
“I just started my period I must tell my husband “

by anonymous January 4, 2024