half-heads

Midlands term for pikeys of the second variety. Also carries connotations of incest.

"Look at those half-heads coming out of the Pick and Shovel. What a couple of rum customers!" Wheeze.

by Porkling July 2, 2004

Half-Stimmy

$300

The minimum bet at that Blackjack table is a half-stimmy.

by Dilly the Magnificent January 7, 2021

Half-Cheeked

The position of your pants half way down your ass cheeks, before you shit yourself.

"I was Half-Cheeked before my ass took a nap and I shit myself."

"Bro, wtf."

by BandidoJengibre March 14, 2021

Half rack

$500. Half of a thousand dollars.

Hey fam I need that half rack for that qp ASAP!

by 626_twoface May 6, 2021

Half Missus

A lady who you do everything with you would a girlfriend, but she's not your girlfriend.

Last week me and my half missus went to the movies.

by Kiwi 1r June 18, 2021

Half cocked

When your penis is half hard and half soft. Morning wood is technically a type of half cocked because it isn’t quite a full boner. When ones dick is half cocked the split stream is very much common. And, being half cocked always seems to sneak up on you when you don’t suspect it. Like at school or even at church.

*person 1* I hate it when my dick is half cocked

*person 2* I thought you were a girl?

by Panagakis42069 May 11, 2021

Half Bulldozer

When I’m doggy position with a female, the man slaps his hands against her buttcheeks harder and harder while making construction noises.

Lucille and Carl did the half bulldozer last night

by Firecracker Glen May 30, 2021