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anal extrapolation

Pulling something (a number, estimate, fact, stat, idea) out of your ass. Used when sufficient data either doesn't exist, or you're too lazy to do the research.
Hey, Bill. I don't have time to pull together an actual project estimate for you, so let me apply a little anal extrapolation to get you some numbers.
by Usuk Blome November 26, 2013
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Anal Garts

Sores developed in the anal region due to prolonged sessions of gaming on uncomfortable chairs in poor condition, Known to flair up in anticipation of new expansions or new game rollouts. Also can be mentioned in a congratulatory way to reference certain in game milestones only reached by long hours of play
"Fuck my anal garts are flaring, I think I need to log off"

"Garts on the level d00d!"
by Pandertroll August 29, 2012
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anal queefs

when the fart is so soft it’s like a queef from ur butt
“did u just fart during sex?” “what no! how could u? u know i have anal queefs sometimes.”
by carbonatedcumslut March 10, 2021
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anal nozzle

A penis, especialy a homosexual's.
He inserted hisanal nozzleuphill gardener style
by analnozzles February 13, 2007
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anal cakes

Oh man, I just made some horrible anal cakes. Don't go in the bathroom!
by Burger70 February 23, 2010
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anal bong

The act of beerbonging in the ass (preferably with vodka) to increase alcohol uptake and make you more drunk
Jim didn't feel that the vodkabears made him shitfaced, so he asked Mark to anal bong him with a bottle of vodka. Mark said "no, that's gross!" so now Jim will have an awful night as the only sober guy in the club.
by CollegeDouche November 28, 2013
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anal armageddon

When your stomach is upset, and you have gambled on a fart and lost, but you still have more inside of you, so you sit down to poop and in one second your blow everything out of your butthole making a stew. Afterwards you go to wipe and realize that you have cut your butt on a piece of poopcorn or a hard edge of stool. There is blood and poop on the seat, rim, floor, hand, underwear, pants and the chair you were sitting in prior. That my friend is anal Armageddon.
Never go through life without a poop plan incase Anal Armageddon strikes.
by Zerodawn January 1, 2017
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