August 24

Marcus appreciation day <3

WRITE A PARAGRAPH 2 THE MARCUS YK OR POST ABT THEM ON UR INSTA/SNAP/TIKTOK STORIES SAYING OR SHOWING HOW MUCH U APPRECIATE UR MARCUS !! pls i need 2 b loved tbh

we love marcus <33333 he's so cool nd hot nd stuff

sum1 get dis on tiktok we need a Marcus Appreciation Day ong

APPRECIATE UR MARCUS 2DAY .

loser : oh no its marcus appreciation day but i left him on seen months ago i regret it sm im a fucking idiot tbh

someone : omg its August 14?! MARCUS APPRECIATION DAY i need 2 write a paragraph or two abt how much i appreciate marcus rn!!

everyone : WE LOVE YOU MARCUS !!!!

marcus : thank you for appreciating me guys!! on marcus appreciation day<33333

August 24th a.k.a now known as marcus appreciation day is a day celebrating all the marcus' in the world

by s0apytitt!es May 29, 2022

December 24

This Day In Every Year Is National Be Nice To Matthew Day Which Means No Bullying Cause. It's Innapropriate And Violent.

"Matthew Your Perm Looks Might Fine Today"
"Matthew You Look Pretty Sexy Today Cuh"
"Matthew Your The Best And Nicest Person Ever (December 24)"

by MattyRatty December 23, 2021

cf 24

cf24 is someone who fakeclaimed bri (ixiaovented on tiktok) in a discord server through a confession bot, proceeded to call it a joke and now everyone in the server has a distaste towards them. They are evil and should be stopped. They’re a scaredy cat who won’t own up to their actions and probably has a minuscule happy wand

person 1 : "dude have you heard of cf 24?? they still haven't revealed themselves to this day.."
person 2: CF 24?!?!?! i heard its been decades.. and the tales still say they've deemed themselves anonymous til this very day. what a true scaredy cat indeed..

by sha !!! (bri fanpage) April 3, 2022

May 24

May 24 is a day where you post a song, whether it is a rap, yodeling, or singing. Just post your shit on Spotify already.

If you don’t post a song on May 24, Imma beat yo ass

by NotSoDumBoi April 10, 2022

5/24 rule

The 5/24 rule refers to the principle of not giving head more than 5 times in a 24 hour period. Doing so may result in severe dry and/or sore throat if one is not accustomed to giving head regularly.

My throat is killing me after I broke the 5/24 rule yesterday!

by badboggler November 5, 2021

May 24

A god is born 🛐. Very attractive boy with black melanin loves his girlfriend so much and treats her so well. Very clingy. But the best thing is he has a big penis 😵 💫.

Person 1: I love people who’s born on may 24

by Bck Skd dkdle November 13, 2021

24 hours

A set amount of time which is equal to a day , commonly used for formal business or a desperate placeholder of time when you didnt finish your project / homework in time even though it was that small ; or ina short and understandable manner , the amount of time it takes for me to finish dOIn YOuR mOm.

Teacher: "STUDENT DID YOU NOT FINISH YOU'RE HOMEWORK ?! IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A SMALL WORKSHEET THAT YOU

COULD COMPLETE IN A SMALL AMOUNT OF TIME AND YOUR RETARDED-ASS BRAIN COULDNT EVEN HANDLE THAT

ONE TASK LIKE SERIOUSLY YOUR PARENTS ARE PAYING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FOR YOU TO GET THIS

EDUCATIONAL OPPORTUNITY AND HERE YOU ARE THROWING IT AWA-"
Student:"Can you give me 24 hours ?"
Teacher:"TO DO WHAT ?"
Student:"to finish doin' your mom"

by NotaFortniteSpedkid November 16, 2021