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Dying on the Internet

also abbreviated as doti.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.
Person 1: Hey, what're you doing?

Person 2: Idk, Just Dying on the Internet.
by japanesque October 25, 2019
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internet explorer

person 1: yo do u use internet explorer?
person 2: only for downloading google chrome!
person 1: ah yes of course
by CreeperCat1 December 8, 2020
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Internet Schizophrenia

Internet Schizophrenia is a term used to describe people online who exhibit strange and concerning behavior that is similar to a person with Schizophrenia. It is not a real medical condition, rather a label. Internet Schizophrenic people may actually be schizophrenic in real life. Internet Schizophrenia is defined by "unraveling ones mind via the internet". Example: Someone consuming so much disturbing media or existental media online that it mentally changes the way they think, for better or worse.
"I know ive been acting strange lately, but i think its just some Internet Schizophrenia"
by P0lybius July 29, 2023
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Internet Red

A word-to-word translation of 'Wang Hong'. Wang internet/net, Hong red.

noun:
- A Chinglish Chinese Englsih word means "Influencer", "Content Producer".

adjective:
- popular things, i.e. locations/shops/products/jobs ect., because they are highly-rated in social media.
noun:
- Chef Wang Gang now have 1.13 M subscription on his YouTube channel, and this made him an Internet Red.

- 'Wang hong' is someone who has lots of followers, but unlike bloggers they do not need to be seen as a content expert. Instead they are influencer due to their looks or their sense of humour.

adjective:
- Chef Wang Gang's 'Red Braised Pork' teast reaaaally good! No wonder it is an 'internet red' recipe.
by C.Q.009.404 December 19, 2019
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Internet handjob

When a person goes on to social networks and broadcasts how great they are in order to get attention as well as validation for actions. Acquaintances or Social network friends see post and reward announcement with likes and positive comments of how great they are. Most times the actions or thoughts of the broadcaster are unconfirmable and are used as ego boosters.
I hate it when that one guy posts something online just so he can get a internet handjob.
by Lombardidegrada January 13, 2014
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Morning Internet

Internet slower than you normally have
by IAmTheRolo August 22, 2018
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Internet Pulp

Cheaply produced Internet content created solely for financial gain. Heavy with SEO terms, the writing is usually salacious, purposely withholding crucial information so as to generate controversy, and causing the subject matter to appear unresolved. Typically, Internet Pulp appears on webpages with an excessive amount of advertising.
I guess there is money to be had as a content creator, if you know how to write Internet Pulp.
by The Homeless Guy September 22, 2014
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