joel allen

A tiny man that is very small and silly and says dumb things like "is he breathing or not" to a dead body

That man is a Joel Allen he's 1ft 5 and keeps saying "is he breathing or not"

Dave : hi
Steven: you're such a joel Allen
Dave:starts crying

by HEY WAHST February 13, 2019

lauren allen

Lauren is the girl everyone needs as a friend. She’s supportive when you need her to be supportive but gives you space when you need to clear your mind. The kindest soul. 10/10 best sarcastic comments in history.

Lauren Allen is a savage.

by Stella615 February 15, 2019

Evan Allen

A lazy, pretentious and stinky boy, probably from some remote pointless area, who has a 3 inch penis and no game

See that kid with the nosebleed in the middle of the bar? He looks like a total evan allen...

by Cyoopid February 23, 2019

barry allene'd

When you pick Sion on a League of Legends and kill them woth your ult

*kills someone* "boom, barry allene'd

by some guyy April 10, 2019

Lewis Allen

The kinda bloke who tells you he's going to come out on the sesh with the lads, but he only drinks two bottles of J2O and hes ready for bed. However, if he does get drunk he has a battle within himself not to rape anybody, sometimes asking for help. All this bloke wants to do is get his daily's on some video game that he spends 23 hours a day on. Wht he does with the other hour nobody knows.

Guy: *drinking J2O in a pub*

Other guy: "fucksake m8 this isnt a tea party, stop being such a Lewis Allen and get on the sesh"

by BuffBoyBuff April 16, 2019

Max Allen

Max Allen is an absolute bloody legend and he’s very smart but he doesn’t help Christy in Science so she had to use whatever of her brain she has left from baingin it on the table. Max is mean and fatshames josh but who cares it’s funny. Also he is mr goffards bum wipe and Christy likes orange more than him. Christy is wayyyyy more amazing than max. End of

look at the chicken nugget it must be a max allen

by Lottie J May 29, 2019

Max Allen

Max is an actual weirdo, who does he think he is with his grade 9 exams. Ughhhh. Mr I’m too smart to help christy in science haha go suck my big toe. Max is a legend tho and he has a massive crush on my pet pigeon called josh Southgate. Mr Goffard said my pigeon is a rapist 😬, Josh thinks he’s cooler than max but everyone knows it’s not true.

This dude is such a mood! Oh yeh it’s max Allen

by Lottie J June 18, 2019