asshole sandwich

1. Stuck between two assholes while driving, or otherwise...
2. A fictional sandwich eaten by people who are less cool than us!

1. We need a passing lane to get out of this asshole sandwich!
2. Bob ate another asshole sandwich today...what a LOSER!

by Amie & Megan May 12, 2007

Asshole parking

To take up two parking spaces with one vehicle, where one would have sufficed.

Can you asshole park for me so that when I come back later I can fit my car next to yours.

by Kevin October 11, 2003

Asshole-Idiot

An asshole-idiot is a sub species of human beings that by appearance and action just don't deserve to be alive or reproduce. Upon observation, the asshole-idiot makes one question if there is a God, and if so, why the hell did he make this person? Closely related to the douche-bag.

"Wow, that guys got three teeth, overalls, and drives a BWM, what an asshole-idiot"

by SamEyeAm October 28, 2009

asshole tax

The burden (financial and otherwise) imposed by living in a society in which assholes exist.

Needing locks on doors is a basic example. You step outside, shut the door, realize you locked yourself out and are stuck on the front steps in your bare feet in February. You are paying the asshole tax.

Or, at the airport, having to take off your shoes because someone once thought it was a good idea to try to blow up a plane with a shoe and someone else thought making everyone in their world take of their shoes would prevent that from ever happening again. The inconvenience is a small asshole tax. If you pick up a foot fungus from walking barefoot or sock-footed where thousands of others have, you're paying a bigger asshole tax.

by Ygorl March 27, 2010

Ashley

A beautiful, one of a kind girl, most loving, caring, sweetest, prettiest, friend a person could have. With black wavy hair an gorgeous eyes. Best girlfriend that a boy can ask for. You can't live a single day without her once you know her. Once you love her, you just can't stop. I love her so much

Austin: I met the most amazing girl in the world.
Brandon: Was her name Ashley?
Austin: Yea I love her already.

by Ashley lover June 7, 2014

fuckin asshole dick

1. what you call your friend when he's a dick and he fucks ass

Nick Cannon: Yeah man I fuck in the ass hole yo
Aaron Carter: OH NO! <("<) fuckin asshole dick!

by CallMeDaveChapelle December 17, 2009

twink asshole

A type of Fuckboy commonly referred to teenage boy who wears khakis, Hollister, and has over 20 pairs of sneakers. Commonly found working at fastfood restaurants, and has a secret obsession with Pokemon.

You're such a twink asshole!

by heykatiegirly February 1, 2015