kiss-arse

The name given to someone who sucks the farts out of other people’s arse to gain friends, or acting the victim in every situation to stop from said shepherds to still love their sheep

J: “I am the victim, S and L, I just wanted some friends! I am shit at fortnite, please be my friends although we have nothing in common and I am a solid 4 kiss-arse whereas you are 10’s!”
S: “ok”
L: “ok”

by megaweirdo January 22, 2019

arse waft

Dumb. As stupid as a steering wheel on a crock.

Imogen: Jeez mum you are such a massive arse waft. How could you have forgotten to get food for the dog.
Anne: Don't be such a prawn tit Imogen. We can get it in the morning.

by Lovecave Leroy January 23, 2019

Arse

A "school appropriate" usage of the word I think we all know *wink wink*

Ah god damn yeh hairy Arsehole

by unoriginalmemist June 5, 2018

Arse pipe

another name for colon

"I know dude, I just had my arse pipe deflowered by one of them."

by Frankie Flowers May 15, 2018

Arse beans

Dry lumbs of poo caught in arse hair

“You’ve got arse beans”

by Conmcsweeney November 6, 2019

Arse-mince

The itchy marmite star that occurs from the little grapes that appear after the arse fisting you gave your girlfriend last night.

Hi Shirl....how are you? Not bad but me arse-mince is driving me mad, look!

by The master of mcbaters February 21, 2019

Matt-arsed

When a Matt gets so off chops from booze and/or gear he is rat-arsed.

Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019