April 26 

April 26 is national flirting day, flirt with anyone you see, your friend your crush or your damn dog. If you flirt on April 26 you will have good luck for the rest of the day.

Guy 1: Hey, how are you? ;) hope you know it’s April 26 ;)))
Girl 1: hey, ;)))) and yep, I know what day it is ;)

April 26 by Josie Walker April 25, 2019

April 29 

April 29 is the day the most beautiful people were born,they are smart,beautiful,hot,sexy,funny,and so nice❤️

Omg happy birthday!its April 29, you’re so pretty!

April 29 by iwannahavemyfirstkiss November 21, 2019

Go Ape 

going crazy
go crazy
gone psycho
all that jazz.

This shit will make ya go ape.

Go Ape by booze101 May 10, 2008

april 16 

april 16 was the day the hottest chick was born!! 😻

what day is it?

it’s april 16
the hottest chick was born today !!

april 16 by meeeee183728748 September 10, 2020

Apocalyptifail 

The often ignored, but blatantly obvious, common theme that ultimately defines all prophetic doomsday predictions: Utter failure.

How many centuries would you stand waiting for a bus to stop and pick you up, just because some misguided bronze-age idiots told you it was 'coming soon'? Substitute saviour for bus and accept the apocalyptifail for what it is.

Apocalyptifail by YAWA May 1, 2015

April 10

today is national kick a jimmy day!! All you gotta do is kick someone named jimmy as hard as u want! Have fun :)

Someone: GUESS WHAT APRIL 10th IS!!

Friend: IDK?! TELL ME!!

Someone: ITS NATIONAL KICK A JIMMY DAY!!

Friend: OMG REALLY LETS GOOO

April 10 by Kick a Jimmy Day November 2, 2019

25 april national awesomeness day 

the 25 april is the national awesomeness day , so if you are born on that day you re awesome !

it's the 25 april! so? 25 april national awesomeness day!

25 april national awesomeness day by THE sophia April 14, 2019