Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.
Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019
This is the highest social class you can be. This is the peak. This establishes more dominance than climbing stairs 3 at a time and even winning a Nerf war at the age of 40. This will make your grandpa smile and your grandma will be down on her knees.. watering the plants of course, no innuendo there Steve.
Hey Pedro, I just ate Eminem's bootyhole.
"Dang you're the man Steve!"
Thanks Pedro, hop on Fortnite real quick?
"Dang you're the man Steve!"
Thanks Pedro, hop on Fortnite real quick?
by Tyrannous aunt June 10, 2019
A way to say you're just chillin.
Freddy: Ayy sup fool?!
Andrew: Not much, just steve.
Freddy: Daaamn son did you just go smoke a J with Jonny and Chris because you're calm as fuck bro.
Andrew: Not much, just steve.
Freddy: Daaamn son did you just go smoke a J with Jonny and Chris because you're calm as fuck bro.
by H. Plums December 12, 2010
'The Steve Vai Effect' is when you make your guitar sound like both a motorcycle and a harmonica at the same time.
by ssj4majuub June 06, 2010
He was a legend in pwning crocodiles. He unfortunatly died Sep 4/06 by some fukin stingray, damn that fish.
by Bubba_The_Retard September 07, 2006
A male Stalker regulary found hiding in the bushes out side 59parkgate road trying to sneek a peek at his loved one. he likes to show people his bleeding crusty ring! lovely! he works at brannigans and regulary performs the YMCA dance with his queer collegue "BABE"! supports the one and only Liverpool FC in his never ending search for glory! has an obsession with abi shitmus!
I saw a german porno the other day and i spied this hairy ring - piece, it was sooooo like the scouse steve - he is warm.
by an individual in society! December 12, 2004
Tiny dick fella with thicc blocky bitches on his sides while he throws his tiny throbbing dick on a wet zombie while a creeper licks up the cum but always remember no homo 👌👣
by Steve the sause god April 16, 2019