Cleanup Pig

A pig that lives in a bathtub and cleans up all messes. His theme song is as follows. “Cleanup Pig, Cleanup Pig, does whatever a Cleanup Pig does. Can he swing from a mop, no he can’t because he’s a pig! Lookout, here comes the Cleanup Pig! (to the tune of the Spider-Man theme)
The Cleanup Pig swung from his mop- only to realize that he actually couldn’t.
by Thatguywhostalks you January 7, 2018
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Pig Tails

A girl wit pig tails is a blow-job with handles...
DAMN DAWG...THAT CHICKS THE BEST BOBBLE IN TOWN WHEN SHE GOT DEM PIG TAILS...
by BriKen July 6, 2008
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Vampire Pigs

Pigs that have been bitten by human vampires to create a new cross species of vampires!!! These bloodsucking swine feed on both humans and other pigs. They share the same weaknesses of vampires you know sunlight and all that jazz but strangely they seem to have an extra weakness against any form of cheese. They have the same strengths as well this includes wings with which the use to fly down and swarm their victims with.
Last week a village in Brazil was completely taken by a swarm of Vampire Pigs.
by Aaronius Mcgee April 10, 2008
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pig tail

This cops been pigtailing me all day, I can't unload the dro yet

Terry don't be such a pig tail, get off my nuts
by hdevonxz October 21, 2006
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slam pig

Lauren Kondian is such a slam pig!
by Kathleen Kelly December 25, 2005
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guinea pig

Clean rodent with no visible tail. Strictly vegetarian. Comes in large variety of colors and hair styles. Sheds hair at a fast rate. Like humans, it cannot produce its own vitamin C, so must take it in it's diet. Lives 3-8 years. Usually very friendly and affectionate. Makes a wide range of noses, from squeaking, purring, chirping and chattering. Their mind control powers are pure fiction. Really.
What are you squeaking about, Kiki? I already feed you earl... MUST OBEY THE PIG. YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND, EMPRESS KIKI.
by fred-of-fred December 22, 2004
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beer pig

A beer pig is a girl you take home from the bar at 2am with a big beer pouch and lay her down.
Last night I took home a beer pig from Old Queens Tavern.
by William Hadzimichalis July 30, 2008
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