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Cracker Barrel

The easier way to say "Middle America," or anything west of West Virginia, or east of Colorado. The United States Heartland.
"Where did those draconian voting rights laws get passed?" "Oh, in the cracker barrel." "Of course... the states that have age of consent laws under 18 years old."
by Kuhreezo April 26, 2021
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poop crackers

Poop crackers are crackers that have the unfortunate demise of being covered in poop.
by Yeth68419 May 2, 2021
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Magical Cracker

The respective counterpoint to the Magical Negro. A white character in TV or Film Media that solves all the problems of the people around them, using an unreasonably broad range of suspiciously advanced skills or just straight up magic. They are usually female, guardian-type characters with kind demeanours whom also present the constant low-level threat they might put you inside their handbag-porthole if you cross them - never to be seen again.
Julie Andrews is a two-time magical cracker actor.
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Cracker Barrel

A group of white supremacists huddled into a U-Haul for transportation to some event or location where they can harass racial or sexual minorities.
We were having a nice picnic at the lake, but then a cracker barrel showed up.
by Lieselotte June 15, 2022
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Frosted Cracker

A Frosted Cracker is the result of playing the age old game where you and your mates circle jerk around a cracker until you all nut. Thus leaving the last one to nut to then eat the Frosted Cracker
Tony: LOL looks like rob is the last one to nut

Rob: Dang now i gotta eat the Frosted Cracker
by crackhead bible man October 26, 2022
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cum cracker

when a white guy or girl is a pick me
maddy: “ayo your being cum cracker
mckayla: “no im not!”
by deez mf nuts. May 6, 2022
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Cunt Crackers

The crunchie rusty treats you eat when going down on a female who doesn't clean themselves, especially during their periods.
Man, I hope Lucas knows to look before he books with Cassie tonight. She has a long record of 1st date plates serving Cunt Crackers, Twat Twigs and Snatch Ratch.
by Rompinthomspon November 3, 2021
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