chinese drywall inspection

Refers to an extensive STD test given to a person who has had more than their fair unprotected sex with a wide array of risky partners. Implies that the person seeking the STD test has had way too much risky sex with the wrong kinds of people that they are more than likely rotting on the inside and need a team of skilled technicians to remove the mess.

Bob - "I got totally wasted and took home two strippers last night."
Rick - "Are you crazy? You better go get a chinese drywall inspection before your junk falls off."

by EyesDonkeyMonkey February 17, 2010

Chinese Fire Drill

When you switch spots with someone.

He was on top of me while we were kissing and he pulled away and said “Chinese fire drill” so then we switched spots.

by u know me😉 March 3, 2021

Chinese Dingle Trap

The act of putting superglue in ones foreskin and inserting an erect penis into the foreskin of the first penis.

Bob and Barry are on their way to the E.R. because the dumbass's did a Chinese Dingle Trap

by Rob and Brian do your mom July 15, 2018

Chinese chicken nuggets

When you get sweet and sour chicken, without the sweet and sour sauce... Or vegetables... So just "chinese chicken nuggets" and rice

I went to the chinese restaraunt and got some chinese chicken nuggets

by Jeffreythellama June 18, 2015

The Chinese Food Situation

The situation in which you do not specifically wish to have or do something, but are okay with that thing.

Derived from the many times a person accepts Chinese food when they still might have preferred another kind of food.

I was in THe Chinese Food Situation the other day, when my friend asked me if I wanted to watch "Transformers" at the movie theater.

by AKsteve April 28, 2011

Chinese Spare Ribs

The act of punching a waiter in the ribs for not knowing what chinese spare ribs are.

You mean to tell me, you don't know what Chinese spare ribs are? Let me show you man

by Germ Servo September 10, 2018

Chinese Finger Trap

It’s when a guy wraps his uncircumcised penis around a circumcised penis and super glues it on

Brad and Anthony has homosexual sex and Brad wrapped his uncircumcised penis around Anthony’s circumstanced penis then they superglued it. Now Anthony and Brad needed a surgery because of the Chinese finger trap.

by Hardcorestyle December 15, 2019