banana Jesus

The act of calling your partner a biblical figure such as Jesus while they knosh on your banana (penis).

"I heard Marcus lost his virginity last night, but I also heard him screaming Jesus, what was that about?"
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022

Chocolate Banana

When two people have anal sex and when the guy pulls out of the anus. There is shit on his penis so his sex partner proceeds to suck all the shit off of the cock.

Damn, Emma really gave Wyatt that Chocolate Banana the other day.

by KaiShotto May 8, 2020

Irony Banana

When you lay down a banana in a Mario Kart game just to hit it on your next tap.

I thought that I was being smart by laying a banana in the narrow turn, but it turned into an irony banana when I hit it on the next lap.

by Suit Boy January 2, 2012

banana nanana

A happy feeling related to bananas 🍌 , that wants you to sing random banana 🍌 songs

BANANA NANANA 🍌 🎵🎶🎵🎶

by Hello it is a Irish ☘️ someone May 21, 2019

stiff banana

An oddly hard banana. Really hard. The longer they are the harder they are. From personal experience.

"It's just a really stiff banana!"

by StiffBanana January 25, 2018

Banana Sprinkles

The small piss droplets found on public toilet seats due to the ignorance of those who forgot to lift up the seat.

Friend: "Dude, what took you so long?"
Me: "I had to disinfect my ass after it was topped by banana sprinkles."

by Thebr00klinKnyght20X2 January 24, 2020

banana glob

A banana filled with cum.

"Yesterday, I saw my wife using a banana glob!"

by Sloppy_toppy_banana September 16, 2023