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Laurening

1. To engage in nonsensical activities that end up with results contradictory to premeditated objectives; 2. To sub-consciously push your life's emotional problems onto others while simultaneously victimizing yourself, insisting that others are the lone source of your issues.
Coined after Lauren Graham and other "reality" T.V. series actresses, this action verb may be used in many ways, such as: After laurening around, not only had I lost the respect and/ or pity of my friends, I had again created a "fresh start" in life; Laurening around has caused injury to myself, both physical and emotional.
by masterkonn98 January 16, 2014
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Lauren Hookway

The little girl with the huge heart,

this girl may be far from perfect and believe me she knows it, although sometimes she may act as a bit of a bitch, this is the one girl that will help you no matter what. This is the one girl you can trust with your life, she may not be the beautiful'est on the outside, but on the inside she's all gold.
Person1# who the fuck does she think she is?

Person 2# shes Lauren Hookway
by Earth. August 6, 2012
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Lauren

A person, usually female, that portrays the characteristics of a lauda (dick). Any person that behaves like a dick is called a Lauren.
The court rejected Amber Heard's bid to throw out Johnny Depp's defamation suit when they realised she was being a Lauren.
by Aaditya Sama and Alolika Chata November 23, 2021
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Lauren J

Lauren is the best person ever ofc, also harry potter is fit and sexy, lol,
“ omg shes such a Lauren J” (that means shes amazing
by dracomalfoyissexy April 11, 2021
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Lauren

Lauren is the girl that every man wants. She cooks, she cleans, and she puts out. She’s also very smart and successful, helping you be the trophy husband of your dreams.
Thanks to Lauren I’m a trophy husband with a clean house and full stomach.
by Trophyhusbend November 23, 2021
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Laurens

The most handsome guy you'll ever meet with an irresistible charisma. You can't visit Laurens' house without ending up in his bed. However, you won't regret it for even a second.
Girl 1: Omg that guy is so attractive, who is he?
Girl 2: Girl, you got a boyfriend, better watch out 'cus that guy is a Laurens.
by TheOneAndOnlyTruthOracle May 25, 2018
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Lauren

Shes pretty cute, always on a live stream of some sort..obsessed with Caleb finn. If she's reading this, she knows I'm talking about her. She really loves Jason, not sure if he loves her back..oh, and uploads random tik toks just because she likes them.
by swearonyourfuckinyeezys July 3, 2019
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